cactus

Used as a plant, or an insult.

Is your family tree a cactus? Because everyone in it is a prick.

by DanielOzzo111 November 17, 2016

jamaican cactus

Refers to the herb or mary janes tobaco

Stoner 1: Man this jamaican cactus is the shiznit
Stoner 2: fo shizzle ma nizzle

by herbal harry July 21, 2004

Cactus dick

a person who has a dry, prickly dick called a "Cactus dick"

After Billy sucked his mums penis and she man creamed and jared down his throught he got his tongue cut up on her cactus dick.

by Obey January 6, 2008

cactus

Cactus, the ultimate in quality telephone-based harassment, has been around since the early 1990's. Cactus, as well as cacti, are, indeed, very sharp plants capable of terrible disfigurment and have been attributed to 2 deaths in Bosnia and 5 in The Ukraine. However, the word cactus used alone in a telephone call is not only confusing, but disruptive and annoying. Using the word cactus, one can baffle a foreigner in some far-off country like New Jersey at 2 a.m. or his driving instructor in person just as easily. Cactus has also morphed into the sub-cactus-counter-cultural-uber-1337 word, kaktuß.

Know the cactus. Be the cactus. Fear the cactus.

You: Cactus!
Them: Qur?

by Kyosti Nyyssonen February 3, 2005

cactusing

masturbation at its finest. With or wittout artifical lube.

Jim likes to use astroglide while cactusing

by Hugh G. Balls February 11, 2003

Cactus Queef Mother Fucker

Def 1: Four words choosen at random to form a phenomenon. Could be used to describe a prickly bastard that smells like a vaginal percussion and engages in sexual activites with his mother,
Def 2: Or shouted as a form of aggravation.
Origination: Mr. Ward's 3rd period (I think) Social Studies class post era a lame history video.

guy 1: "I can't believe she's dating that cactus queef mother fucker."
guy 2: "Yea, he's a real douche bag."

by Steve, Tim, Joel, Heather December 9, 2008

cactus juice

Most awesome juice ever. Drinking it too much is the safest way of getting high. It might be green, but it tastes magestic.

Random person: "OMG HAVE YOU TASTED CACTUS JUICE YET?!"
Other random person: "o_O Umm... No. It sounds aweful."
RP: "YOU GO TO TASTE IT. IT'S MAGICAL!"

by FuckingAnonymous August 7, 2009