Cabbage

Description given to an item or person who carries the traits of a over-conscious Gucci wearing, butt-plug sitting, nasal talking, exaggerated expense without the justifiable cause; opposite of Ghetto.

Cabbage person: Have you been to that French restaurant down the street?
Ghetto Massive: Hell no. That place is so cabbage, I am just a student.

by The Ghetto Massive May 23, 2004

Cabbage

A green, oddly shaped, foul tasting vegatable.
A favourate among those who like cabbages.

That green lump there, it looks like a cabbage!

by Alex Wight January 19, 2004

Muff Cabbage

The way the idiots on the popular Jersey Shore reality television show say "Muff Garbage." Muff is, despite the way the Jersey Whore's use it, is a polite way to say vagina.

Snooki: Don't call my man orange! You're nothing but muff cabbage!

by Deathbypiano88 October 15, 2010

cabbage

To cabbage someone.
Usually a term used when trying to freak out a person who is tripping (inebriated on a psychotomimetic substance.)

I cabbed <name> out!
Dude, stop trying to cabbage me!

by ^MisterJingo^ December 18, 2003

cabba

An expression for almost anything cool, peace-related, hippie-related, music stuff. Any thing awesome. xtreme maybe. Or just alone is cool. or referring to a cool guitar solo in classic rock...

"cabba"
"that was cabba dude!"

by charlie rocker February 13, 2006

hot red cabbage

A sexual act in which a man and a woman have unprotected sex while she is on her period. The man ejaculates while inside her. She then squats over the man's erection and squeezes out the mixture of cum and menstrual fluid. Having coated the man's boner in such a manner, she then performs fellatio. The act resembles dining at a German restaurant where a bratwurst may be served with a warm red cabbage sauerkraut.

Screwing Sally on the rag made me nervous we would make a mess, but she just wanted some hot red cabbage and cleaned everything up.

by Rusty Bicycle October 8, 2009

cabbage

(v).- The action of just lying around all day doing nothing. Often involves keeping refreshments near oneself.

I brought a pot of water with me into the TV room so I could just cabbage the rest of the day.

by B_Rock January 15, 2006