crank dat robocop 

i'm tired of people thinkin every hood dance has something to do with sex...grow up people it doesn't. crank dat robocop is a dance, simple as that

first i lean then i rock
then i crank dat robocop

crank dat robocop by ceeboski February 22, 2008

crank yo shit

means ur about to punch somebody in the face so hard that it sounds off.

"aye nigga u keep fuckin wit me and ima crank yo shit!"

crank yo shit by johnmatt40 March 15, 2008

crank off 

to leave

to let loose with something or other

to shoot a gun

to relax, or chill

1-im bored, i feel to just crank off

2-im gonna crank off this fart straight into his hair

3-dont make me crank off this shooter

4-man1:wot u doin 2day?
man2:im just gonna crank off/im just cranked

crank off by big poppa smurf May 22, 2008

Crank Dat Batman 

When you skeet in a sleeping hoe's hair and mold it into the batman horns!

"You should see what I'm going to do to this hoe tonight, I will totally crank dat batman all up in her hair! She will be Pissed!!!!

Crank Dat Batman by The bombdiggitty June 23, 2008

Crank Reynolds 

hi. im crank. i think im cool. but im really just a crusty red headed step child. son of big ed, with dooshbag glasses. i dont like the wij. and i cant come through in the clutch. ask my dad.

hi. i had an offensive on the game winning play so my dad took a rusty cheese grader and busted my grundle.

Crank Reynolds by mr. know it all November 27, 2003

Crank up the old Evinrude 

The process of trying to get and old, tired dick ready for battle. A rallying cry for boaters.

It had been so long since I ducked, but with a willing spirit, I attempted to crank up the old Evinrude.

Crank up the old Evinrude by Pompatus of Love September 4, 2016

Crank Piss

drink beer

gonna crank piss with the boys tonight

Crank Piss by kalyoung1 May 25, 2017