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Chernobyl Bunny

A Chernobyl Bunny is very playful and loveable. Very sociable by nature, she could very often be the center of attention, although her attention is is often elsewhere.

The Chernobyl Bunny, for many hours of the day, will sit in an unresponsive state, experts believe that the Bunny is "daydreaming", about what, remains to be seen.

If the Bunny is not found "daydreaming", it is often either sleeping or attempting to catch its main source of food, the Jarek, with whom it cuddles and seduces before it noms.

The Chernobyl Bunny is scientifically proven to be he most beautiful and graceful being in, and out, of existance. But don't let this fool you, there are times when it is not a good idea to approach such a being, for it might be in a rare mood where it not only attempts, but succeeds in ripping out your balls and your eyes, and replacing them in each others position.
Zach: Oi, Malarkey, we got to help that Jarek, The Chernobyl Bunny is already seducing him!
by Jarek Rictus February 3, 2010
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Mudd Bunnies

A brown or black Bunnie, preferably both mixed together
Hey Bro did you see those Mudd Bunnies hopping down the road? It was so brown and black!
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Glitter Bunny

Adj: A girl who's decent looking, is really sweet to other people, has a lot of money and enjoys the finer things in life. Often times people want to hang out with her because she takes care of her friends and buys them nice things.

Noun: Female anatomy of the nether regions
Adj: Wow Jordyn is such a Glitter Bunny! She's so nice and she got me Gucci sunglasses for my birthday!

Noun: Jason just wants a piece of your Glitter Bunny
by T747301 November 12, 2010
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Pit Bunny

1. Any female that hangs around the pits at a race track that is more eye candy than a team member. Usually not dressed for getting dirty. Can be seen wearing heels in a dirt paddock.

2. Umbrella girls
Shes no Pit Bunny, she can turn a wrench.
by wanna be racer May 9, 2010
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Rub Bunnies

Situational lesbianism. When two women engage in a sexual act, but only because it also involves a male. Often facilitated by the use of drugs and/or alcohol.
Also:

Rubbing bunnies (present tense)
Rubbed bunnies (past tense)
Yes, Tim, let's do ecstasy and go back to your apartment. Kim and I are new friends, so this will give us a chance to rub bunnies.
by Peefy May 19, 2010
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spaz bunny

A person of a very sweet disposition/nature that can be a little anxious at times, much like a rabbit.

When given the opportunity, will act extremely overactive and energetic, hence the 'spaz' part of 'spaz bunny.'

The spaz bunny spazzes in such a manner that it appears slightly cute.

Usually applied to a person of effeminate/girly nature.
Her friends liked to call her a spaz bunny because she was so jumpy, but it was also adorkable to see.
by vf2wk3s May 26, 2010
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Cheapster Bunny

Due to economic constraints, this is the bunny that appeared to visit most of America this year, instead of the usual Easter Bunny.
Last year, I got a huge basket with some really neat stuff from the "Easter Bunny." This year, my measly gift bag with a few Wal-Mart brand fishing lures must have been delivered by the "Cheapster Bunny."
by CaptKC April 12, 2009
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