me, a fool: we should treat people with respect and compassion
neo-boomer: foreign nationals who illegally enter America and commit crimes are animals
neo-boomer: foreign nationals who illegally enter America and commit crimes are animals
by Lotella May 31, 2018
Get the neo-boomermug. When you text a boomer, and they answer your text by calling you. Quite often, boomers will reference some or all of the content of your text
in their call, while simultaneously sounding like they haven't read it. Reasons for boomer texts range from laziness, to lack of basic smartphone awareness. Boomer texts can be very annoying as the person sending the text could very well be in a loud environment, or just not have time to talk on the phone. The boomer however, is inconsiderate of possible circumstances why a person chose to text them instead of calling, and places their own convenience as top priority.
Example
Millennial texts boomer: I'm gonna make a run over to Jack in the Box.. you want anything?
Boomer calls: Hey, so you're going to Jack in the Box?
Millennial: ...yeah... did you not read my text?
Boomer: oh yeah I just got it.. well go ahead and get me a (burger and fries)
in their call, while simultaneously sounding like they haven't read it. Reasons for boomer texts range from laziness, to lack of basic smartphone awareness. Boomer texts can be very annoying as the person sending the text could very well be in a loud environment, or just not have time to talk on the phone. The boomer however, is inconsiderate of possible circumstances why a person chose to text them instead of calling, and places their own convenience as top priority.
Example
Millennial texts boomer: I'm gonna make a run over to Jack in the Box.. you want anything?
Boomer calls: Hey, so you're going to Jack in the Box?
Millennial: ...yeah... did you not read my text?
Boomer: oh yeah I just got it.. well go ahead and get me a (burger and fries)
I just asked my old man to text me the address of the hotel he's staying at so I could navigate to it, and he boomer texted me. Just called and told me what restaurants are nearby and what the outside of the building looks like. - no address
by Addison Sparks April 27, 2021
Get the boomer textmug. Another name for the coronavirus Covid-19.
So called since boomers have shown little respect for nature or minorities, and because Covid-19 is a part of nature that just happens to have an extremely low mortality rate for those under 50, while being very deadly to baby boomers and anyone else that old or beyond.
So called since boomers have shown little respect for nature or minorities, and because Covid-19 is a part of nature that just happens to have an extremely low mortality rate for those under 50, while being very deadly to baby boomers and anyone else that old or beyond.
Mr. X: "Hey Vinny, *cough cough* I got the stuff!"
Vinny: "You got the boomer remover?!"
Mr. X: "SHHHH! and YES, I got it, now shake my hand I just coughed into, go south, and touch everything in as many diners and old people bars as you can. If we remove our detractors, we'll win the election!"
Vinny: "You got the boomer remover?!"
Mr. X: "SHHHH! and YES, I got it, now shake my hand I just coughed into, go south, and touch everything in as many diners and old people bars as you can. If we remove our detractors, we'll win the election!"
by Smellycat OnDaProwl March 13, 2020
Get the boomer removermug. - The most amazing guy to ever live. Sweet, caring, funny and extremely sexy. Is friends with everyone and is very lovable. If you're not close to Eric Boomer then you're missing out on alot.
by GabriellaIs2Cute4You September 5, 2011
Get the Eric Boomermug. When an internet user makes a political post with his caps lock left on. Usually regarding support for Israel, dog breeds, Reaganomics, or distain for millennials or ethnic minorities.
"i VOTED FOR TRUMP BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO PAY TAXES. bUT THEN I REALIZED HE'S GOING TO DEPORT MY ILLEGALS SO NOW I DON'T SUPPORT HIM."
"Peek boomer posting"
"Peek boomer posting"
by AllenRhodes July 25, 2018
Get the boomer postingmug. A Boomer Doomer is a term coined by Ryan Essary in 2020 to describe a person born between roughly 1945-1965, "The Baby Boomer Generation", who is part of the worst generation of all time. Due to the BD's actions, or lack thereof, the United States was slowly transformed from the world's Superpower with the freedoms other country's citizens dreamed of, into a desolate and crumbling empire due to their limitless greed and pursuit of profits at the expense of the rest of us for all time. Quite simply they have doomed us.
Person 1: "Hey why is your dad watching Fox News? Doesn't he know that crap is poison?"
Person 2: "Dude he is a dumbass racist Boomer Doomer, I try to reason with him but he has the I.Q. of a lamp."
Person 2: "Dude he is a dumbass racist Boomer Doomer, I try to reason with him but he has the I.Q. of a lamp."
by Rlessary June 24, 2020
Get the Boomer Doomermug. Same as retard strength except it is a bit weaker. Also note that boomer strength is stronger then normie strength.
Albert: I can't seem to open this jar of pickles
Ally: Ask grandpa Joe
Albert: oh yeah! you're right he has boomer strength
Ally: Ask grandpa Joe
Albert: oh yeah! you're right he has boomer strength
by giralph April 28, 2021
Get the Boomer Strengthmug.