boobery

The act of doing something worthless and yet completely awesome.

So what did you and the guys do last night? Just a little boobery.

by p.walnutts October 24, 2009

boober

a contest wherein women or girls take part competing with one another in showing their boobs and the one with the most beautiful boobs is declared winner. The contest may be of two types: one is among the implanted or surgically enlarged boobs and the other is among all the boobs.

She won the boober and carried home a purse of USD 20,000.

by uttam maharjan January 30, 2012

Boobie

The coolest barbie ever. A barbie with a penis and two boobies. And a bisexual brother named ken who's boyfriend and himself are nudists.

Boobie likes to bang bananas.

by emcubed March 24, 2008

Boobhead

A procedure where a breast implant is used under the scalp to stretch the skin. Usually performed on young girls that grow up to entice older men to fall in love with them.

When Olivia was 3, she used her Boobhead to seduce a boy 14 years older than her. 20 years later it still had that boy in its grips.

by JB August 15, 2004

Boober

Guys have boners, girls have boobers. A boober is when a girl is laying down and their boobs look like they are about to fucking attack their face. -- some have this problem when big 48 DD girls try to wear push up bras.

hey matt, did you see that girl on the video chat with elizabeth? She had the biggest boober!

by QeizuS69316 / lizattaldo April 22, 2011

boober

When your boob get harder due to a sexual attraction to another human being/ or when it is cold outside !

Jill: Did you see Greg today
Tina: OMG! Yes, i got a major boober

by SexyBeast12xo December 21, 2008

boober

Pronounced /ˈbu bə/ (like boomer but replace the m with a b)
The act of manhandling someone in rugby.

Did you see how John boobered Tom yesterday, he went flying.

by phidza February 23, 2021