baloney cheeks

When your ass smells like one week old nutsack

Damn bro! You need to wash your nasty ass baloney cheeks!

by Dankasaurus December 23, 2014

blondage

used as a pronoun for an attractive female with blonde hair. usually used if the female's name is unknown.

Dan: hey Darco, who was that girl that asked you out on Friday?

Darco: some blondage, I think she said her name was Paulina, Christina, or something like that...

by Darco July 12, 2006

Comb-Over Blonde

Brunettes, red-heads and dark-haired women who dye their hair blonde because they are embarrassed of their hair color. The color winds up growing out in a few weeks leaving them looking like zebras. Artificial and vain. The female analog of bald guys who grow out thin strands of hair on the sides in order to comb it over the top to hide their shiny tops. Term first coined by Michael Mannske in his book "Foreign and Domestic."

"I can see her dark roots from across the bar. I'm tellin' ya, man, stay away from her. She's a comb-over blonde."

by Ajax Dunn January 3, 2009

Blonde Pubes

A term used to put down someone because they're young / look young. As pubes are blonde before gaining the natural body hair colour. Occurs usually to teens going through adolescence.

'Hey can I come to the pub with you?'

a - 'NO F*CK OFF BLONDE PUBES'

by LewSuth April 8, 2008

balong

balong- an ilocano name for boy

balong! hali ka dito.

balong! come here.

by cylynPH April 24, 2010

Baloney

Noun

1. A nice way of saying bullshit, around someone who doesn't like cursing (ex. Your Grandma)

2. A disgusting over processed meat that you should never, ever eat
Adjective

A way of calling someone an ass

1.~Friend- " Hey i'll give you 20 bucks for that cookie"

~You- " That's a heap of Baloney slices"
2.~Friend- " Yeah that's true, I am going to go make a baloney sandwich"

~You- " I think I need to reconsider our friendship"
3.~Your Grandma- "Stop being such a baloney, you're worse than your father!"

by Ara_Awesomeness July 22, 2015

blonde

Lets look at these definitions here. You see, blonde people dont become stupid JUST because of their hair color. For some strange reason the vast majority of people are attracted to blondes, and then they hit on them. After a while, the guys start trying and trying and trying to seduce them by giving them gifts and crap like that, which gives the girl the idea that she can have any man she wants, so she wont have to try hard in life. Stupid people are known to have little learning experiences. When a person gets everything they want, they have few learning experiences, making them stupid. It is not because of the hair dyes, or genetics, or whatever. It is THE HUMAN SOCIETY that is spoiling our blondes, which is making them really stupid.

I would appreciate the next few definitions to add on to "Bojizzles blonde theory."

by bojzzle September 18, 2004