by Erilict April 9, 2010

1. The person, usually male, who is responsible for getting the boat out of storage, gassing it up, prepping it with all the toys, music etc. Then putting it in the water cleaning it afterward and taking it back to storage. Due to the stress of the responsibility he may seem bitchy or grouchy.
2. The guest on your boat who brags about how his other friends boats is bigger, better, faster, more toys, better sound system. He/she can't just enjoy the moment but constantly bitches,complains,brags.
2. The guest on your boat who brags about how his other friends boats is bigger, better, faster, more toys, better sound system. He/she can't just enjoy the moment but constantly bitches,complains,brags.
1. If I am getting the boat you better have ready all the food, drinks, towels, and whoever is going on the boat here on time and be ready, I'm not your boat bitch!
2. My other friend has a boat like yours but its bigger and faster. He also has these cool toys and his system
2. My other friend has a boat like yours but its bigger and faster. He also has these cool toys and his system
by Sacramento Ron August 25, 2013

Mom: what are you doing in there!?
Son: washing the boat...
Mom: ok.
Son: HA! she fell for it (jerking off sounds)
Mom: Wait a minute, he doesnt have a boat in his room...
Son: washing the boat...
Mom: ok.
Son: HA! she fell for it (jerking off sounds)
Mom: Wait a minute, he doesnt have a boat in his room...
by Doh Nuts 13 September 14, 2004

When visiting a riverboat casino and there happen to be slutty looking girls hanging around the entrance. They are near the boat - they will sell their poon. Hence the name - Boat Poon.
by Nick A Brown May 7, 2008

"Sir Elton John is nothing but an ol' blow boat!" Keith Richards hissed during his recent press conference when asked about whether the Grammy & Oscar-winning songwriter would be composing a song for the upcoming Royal Wedding.
by Chance Wayne April 29, 2011

time for boat stuff
by Banana Pooer times a thousand January 19, 2004

Michael: Did you hear what John did last night?
Buck: Yeah, I heard he was motor-boating that hot piece of ass.
Michael: Yeah, sick she was UGLY.
Buck: But it wasn't down there, it was up top.
Buck: Yeah, I heard he was motor-boating that hot piece of ass.
Michael: Yeah, sick she was UGLY.
Buck: But it wasn't down there, it was up top.
by Rora Marie January 2, 2008
