bible blunt

When Bible pages are used to Roll a Blunt. Generally a Gideons Bible works best.

Last night we went to a hotel and rolled some "sweet" bible blunts.

by kenny Winters December 13, 2007

bible basher

some one who has an obsession for the bible.

also wanting to relese their fluid into the holy book,

jonny: this is some good bible bashing!!
ryan: hellz yer,you bible basher!
jonny:wag1
ryan:poonanny man!

by wag1rudeboi August 8, 2009

BIBBIE

medical slang, short for "brought in by......" used i the er to describe a patient's arrival, i.e. brought in by friend, police, shopping cart. never complimentary!!!!!! one of my own personal acronyms

OH GOD!!! ANOTHER BIBBIE IS HERE!!! THIS TIME IN CUFFS!!!

by doctom666 December 31, 2009

biblehumpers

Fundamentalist "Christians" who've never heard the story of Jesus being offered dominion over the world when he was tempted on the mountaintop by Satan; instead of repying "Get thee away Satan" THEY strive to control the world and subjugate all free will

Football fans watching the Super Bowl witnessed a great game and had no idea of a wardrobe malfunction until the biblehumpers started screaming INDECENCY!

by EminemsRevenge September 27, 2006

bible camp

The best place to go for a week in summer. Seriously. Regardless of whether you actually believe in god.
1.You can meet druggies. And satanists. And you can get drunk, and hook up with some other non-religious people.
2....or you can learn to accept christ as your savior.

Take your pick. Either way, bible camp is great.

Joe: So how was bible camp?"
Sue: "I learned how good god is!"
Mary: "I lost my virginity!"

by Vampire Ghost October 8, 2006

Bibbling

To pucker your mouth, exhale and move your index finger up and down in contact with your mouth, producing a strange noise similar to a fat man on a lumpy bus.

The idiot sat in the corner bibbling whilst his house was smashed by a rabid sheep.

by Dave Prior December 12, 2007

The bible

1. The world's best selling book. This book is a fictional story with various authors. It's protagonist is named 'God'.
2. A fictional book used as 'proof' in arguments.
3. A book prejudice against Homosexual people.
4. A recipe for war and manual for acceptable murder.
5. The biggest lie in human history.

Theist: The bible has all the answers.
Atheist: oh, yeah? Who created 'God'?
Theist: No one did. He always existed.
Atheist: Yeah? Now you call yourself smart, right?
Theist: yeah.
Atheist: Okay, you believe that there's an imaginary man living in the sky. That the man can see everything that you're doing every second of your life.
Theist: ...
Atheist: This 'God' loves everyone but is as forgiving as he is cruel. He forgives rapists and murderers but will never forgive homosexuals. This is pure s***.

by jfq June 20, 2008