Bear Principle

The bear principle is the theoretical idea that you don't need to be able to outrun an angry bear to escape; you only have to outrun the guy next to you.

Can be used as a metaphor for almost anything where the "bear" is some type of authority and you are the one trying to not get eaten. Evading police, cheating, internet piracy, drug dealing, etc.

When it comes to internet piracy, the bear principle states that while it is difficult or impossible to be completely anonymous when torrenting, IP blockers like PeerBlock will focus the attention of the "bear" on those that take no precautions at all. Anti-piracy types are not likely to go through the extra effort needed to track you when there are plenty of people who can be tracked effortlessly.

by pillowpants0804 January 16, 2013

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bearded trumpet

A male genitalia with an astonishing amount and design of pubic hair

Basically a penis with a beard

I put a pair of glasses on my bearded trumpet to make him look more lifelike and fashion forward.

by Professor Arnold Brown March 3, 2016

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bearded wanker

When a bloke is more obsessed with his beard than fucking everything

I love playing with my beard it proper turns me on. I think I'm a bearded wanker

by Bearded wanker July 27, 2016

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Beard Juice

When a liquid get stuck in your beard and is totally gross. Usually occurs after having a sip of a delicious beverage.

Me: I am so sexy please give me a kiss!
Girlfriend: No! You just drank a bunch of Mountain Dew and your Beard Juice is disgusting! Please use a napkin.

by Senor Dank Nugs March 31, 2021

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