A synonym of cock block. When someone baller blocks you they are hindering your attempt to get your mack on with a member of the opposite sex. This heinous crime is punishable by castration, Chinese water torture, slow painful death, or community service.

Todd: "Man last night was a bitch. I was trying to work my game on that hot chick from the PR department, but some asshole was hanging all over her the entire night. Total baller blockage."
Luke: "That was her husband, dude."
Todd: "Still, what would it hurt him to let her take a couple of rides on my jock? I had to go home and spank it to the newspaper lingerie ads again."
Luke: "You sure do that a lot. You must have some killer chafing going on."
Todd: "Man, you have no idea."

baller block by Nick D August 30, 2004

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bellend hat

a sexual aid worn on your head whilst chanting foreskin. common among devonians whilst tucking their heads inside there foreskin and rolling around on the floor.

matt put his bellend hat on and orgasmed instantly

bellend hat by marvin barrs November 22, 2004

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nigga-baller

A player in the NBA that depicts acts of severe selfishness, negativity, stupidity, and criminality, and comprimises team chemistry on-court or off-court; a basketball player destroying his/her entire team's chances in winning basketball games and season success with means of fulfilling personal statistics, retarded playground moves, and not regarding the team game, during a live NBA game; obvious terrible decision making on part of the basketball player doing something that his not his strength at all when the shot clock is not less than 5 seconds.

Stephon Marbury is a nigga-baller because his offseason antics and incompetent play in 2007-2008 season on the New York Knicks have clearly led them to a very poor season.

nigga-baller by tonious44 May 12, 2008