Putting the lotion in the basket 

In hockey, to score a goal. Derived from an oft-repeated line from the film, The Silence of the Lambs, as uttered by the character Buffalo Bill: "It puts the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again. It puts the lotion in the basket."

"Jagr leads the team in scoring, but Lemieux is no slouch at putting the lotion in the basket either."

"Iginla breaks away, dekes left....and puts the lotion in the basket! His 20th of the season."

Putting the lotion in the basket by Nat Turner September 14, 2008

rag basket 

a) A container into which used tampons are thrown.


b) A dumb cum filled whore.


c) Acrid Vagina.

a) "My grandma dropped her dentures in the rag basket at Burger King"

b) "I heard the whole football team tossed their jocks in that rag basket."

b) "He flipped his sticky pimple into her rag basket"

rag basket by Scott Nebula November 23, 2004

monkey basket 

1. A ball sack

2. A home for crazy people

3. A basket full of monkeys

1. "Dude, I can't believe your balls fit in your monkey basket!"

2. " I just heard that Donny was being taken to the monkey basket for raping a pineapple."

3. " And there it was, a monkey basket on my front porch."

monkey basket by Will Rothperson November 26, 2007

Booby Basket

Slang term for a Bra.

Damn, look at the hooters on that girl, I bet they don't make booby baskets big enough to carry those!

Booby Basket by TheKush June 5, 2010

crab basket

1) Any place where people hate being there, but are too scared, or guilted to move on, or organize, or to speak honestly about source of the problem. Where everyone pulls down someone who does something to get out and calls them deserter or quitter because they dont want to be lonely.

2) shithole, hotel california (you can check out any time you like, but you cant never leave), facebook, small town, abusive relationship, college, dilbert corpo, military

3) Originated from phenomenon of real life behavior of crabs caught in a fishing basket who could technically get out, but the ones near the edges are being pulled down by the ones at the bottom of the basket, hence noone leaves and everyone hates being there.

guy1: At first I thought of computers being cool and solving real world problems, but now I'm aware being stuck at this crab basket with 60h+ work week exhausting job, doing anything to look busy, since any solution to current work will result in extra work being placed on me.

guy2: Good thing I heard of small house movement and victory garden, they might be your way out of this shithole.

crab basket by Spaceship Earth Astronaut November 27, 2012

FUCK BASKET

A fuck basket is the fucker that steals your parking spot just as you are pulling in.

That fuck basket just pulled in off the road and stole our spot.

FUCK BASKET by Drag N Balls February 8, 2019

two in the basket 

Used to describe the condition of woman who is pregnant with twins. Consequently her belly area is very large.

"She's so big, she must have two in the basket"

two in the basket by entomologist July 9, 2006