ass banditry

An act incorporating varying degrees of buggery.

After school on thurdsays Jeff enjoyed nipping round to his mates house for a bit of ass banditry

by mister fish February 23, 2004

jesus bandit

A person who takes jesus statues from churches and sells them for money to other churches.

Mike always leaves he's house because he's a jesus bandit

by Mr.Clean April 1, 2008

Cock sucking ass bandit

a guy who likes to suck guys nobs and takes it up the ass, also can mean to finger himself whilst sucking on a dildo.

Sam Halliwell is a cock sucking ass bandit

by Mystery March 21, 2004

Ass Bandit

From the Oxford English Dictionary:

ass ban•dit
noun - vulgar slang (also ass burglar)
1. a male homosexual sodomite or pederast.
2. an eager seducer of young women

1. NAMbLA is composed entirely of ass bandits.
2. Carl, the 40-year-old man with a handlebar mustache and a receding hairline, is a creepy fucking ass bandit.

by lovesmesumcake October 15, 2008

Bankster

(n.) A parasite that consumes its own kind for binary code with a total disregard for the moral, ethical,physical or spiritual survival of its species as a whole or the habitat that supports it.
An anomaly of nature.

Banksters are running the government... Fines by the Department of Justice against banksters are a Tax Write off -- so they rip off the nation collapsing the economy by betting on and orchestrating its collapse, get bailed out at the cost of taxpayer money (16 trillion plus) and hundreds of thousands foreclosures (Land Grab), Get found out and are fined Billions for stealing Trillions and then get to write off the settlement fines against their US taxes.

by Shimyaza November 11, 2014

One-eyed bandit

A penis. Up to no good, of course.

We were just watching a movie and he pulled out the one-eyed bandit on me. wtf?

by bgal June 9, 2009

Swag Bandit

Someone who steals everyone else's swag.

Seth: Dude, wanna go blaze?
Max: Chup
Seth: That's my word you swag bandit!

by Scote69 March 17, 2011