Baltimore Barber Accent

Barber with an accent that makes no fucking sense.

Conversation with someone with a Baltimore Barber Accent
barber: bay boy say he wanted to get his jionmion giggalasnack apaindn a futlmanutinsees, bay boy say say jittleline my jittleyou, bittleyou until a sneeblesnap apens. pongulla ooh Snack you wanna see that attleha barnes monasnacks but no cuttle a snap a snap apns? jouhnallasnsapapns. oohsnayapakayysnns.

kid: Dumfayce!

barber: 你为什么用谷歌翻译这个

kid: gaaah!

barber: asnap akayysnns HnnsnaPaPas nsnns

kid: Get outta my face!

barber: You know you didn't.

by Man Jugs February 11, 2022

fuck ‘em we ball

Exclamatory statement expressing disregard of your current situation and focusing on elements within your control.

Bro that’s fucked up. It should never have happened, but fuck ‘em we ball, I guess.

by Ogutzzz September 21, 2022

DO IT YOU WONT NO BALLS

DO IT YOU WONT NO BALLS is an example of an insult, and a VERY effective one at that. It effectively forces someone to do something, or else everyone will see that they have no balls, and therefore aren't MEN.

Parent - I will call Child Support if you don't stop this behavior right now. You will most likely be sent into foster care
Child - ... ... ... DO IT YOU WONT NO BALLS

by CockSucker9002 November 12, 2018

tripping balls

being under the influence of a substance that is extremely altering your mental and/or spiritual state

by McFly August 25, 2003

Blue Balls

Like being left on read. But with your dick.

Brenden had blue balls when he mom didn't let him cum.

by Atdc19999 August 28, 2017

I shaved my balls for this?

A term used to express disdain for any unfortunate incident, especially after too much hype or excessive promotion.

After losing $200.00 at the black jack table Eugene proclaimed "I shaved my balls for this?"

by Myfartssmelllikepoop July 13, 2012

Baloon Knot

Slang: synonomous with asshole. Mainly because a normal tight sphincter resembles the inside of a knot made on a baloon.

Hey ... last night I popped her right in the baloon knot.

by Joey Provalone January 24, 2003