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bottom biscuits 

The unpleasant, fleshy goo spilling out from under the backside of short shorts that is reminiscent of uncooked biscuit dough. None but the most gruesome of perverts find this look sexy.
Did you see that woman in short shorts? More of her booty was exposed than covered by them. Her bottom biscuits hadn't even made it to medium rare! I shall never be erect again.
bottom biscuits by MooseMousse November 13, 2012

Bottom of the morning to ya

A greeting using the expulsion of bodily gases that have developed through the nights slumber.
On a relaxing Sunday morning Casey woke Kristin with a bottom of the morning to ya and they both started their day with a laugh.

bottom bitch 

The one that big pimp playa style daddy can count on to be right there even when he's at the bottom.
I don't trip off the rest of them tricks, but Asa, that's my bottom bitch. I know she gon' be there!
bottom bitch by homeyluvafriend August 1, 2008

Bottom Texting 

verb
1: The act of having a funny conversation with an acquaintance & you tell a brief statement, however your friend thought there would be a punchline.

2: the act of conversing with an acquaintance while trying to make a joke, but then you decide not to finish it for a myriad of reasons,(offensive, unfunny, etc.), placing you in an awkward position, so you say: "Bottom Text," hoping your friend is a dank memer.

These both reference the standard 2009 meme generator and recent influx of ironic memes/deep fried memes:"when a nigga;
Bottom Text"
1:
A: So I went to the mall today
B: yeye nigga
B: ...and?
A: sorry my nigga, I was just bottom texting.

2:
A: Yanno, what's the point of jews? They..
B: *with mild triggered expression* Hmm. Go on.
A: Bottom Text.
B: Nigga stop Bottom Texting!
Bottom Texting by BennnyG January 13, 2018

bottom-half bath 

When one accidently sharts in their pants and enters the shower with only the bottom half naked to clean the buttocks.
"I had to take a bottom-half bath today because I sharted so hard."
bottom-half bath by SeanSean February 10, 2007

bottom block 

The psychiatric ward at Oldham Royal infirmary England is known as 'The bottom block.'
bottom block by Rogeraries January 4, 2008