bog noblin

when you have to urge to just suck down some frogs on a bog

let's head down to the creek and do some bog Noblin

by crab jesus February 20, 2022

grease my bog

Something said to disparage

I’d rather grease my bog than date ...”...”

by Nick smith post January 22, 2021

Mud Bogging

The act of shitting yourself about the pants.

1) Dude WTF I think that guy just mud bogged himself!
2) Lastnight I was hittin mad skins. That bitch was so good I ended up mud bogging the bed.

by infoguys June 29, 2013

Bogged

The word 'bogged' refers to when an individual gets typically more than one cosmetic procedure and ruins their appearance, typically to the point in which they are unrecognisable or freakish.

The origin of the word comes from the Bogdanoff twins for obvious reasons, due to the horrors plastic surgeons have done unto them.

Did you see Michael Jackson before he fucked up his face? He got bogged bad. How about Katie Price before she got surgery? She wernt actually that bad looking, but she is completely bogged with them bolt ons.

by Cronks gone August 31, 2022

egg bog

that post Chrissy lunch/dinner feeling where you cannot move and wish to nap for 27 years. Also defined as the pungent aroma that floats out of the toilet post-Chrissy roast.

Billy - great googly moogly, that lunch was sublime, how are you feeling Jerry?
Jerry - mate I’m really feeling the egg bog.

Also note: BAKE A COOKIE AND SMACK MY NOOK AND CRANNY, WHAT IS THAT STENCH!?
somebody egg bogged the toilet!

by monkay December 11, 2024

Bog

My bestie and he is the best person alive, without him i'd be nowhere and he has a big heart for other people. He's always making me feel loved and appreciated and he is loved by many others too. He is an amazing person with a good personality and is always helping but others but is still fun to be around!

Bog is the best person alive.

by cheshirecatlover123 April 14, 2024

Bog Virus

A contagious Virus that forces people to undergo countless amounts of Plastic Surgery until their faces look similar to the ones of the "Bogdanoff Twins". Once fully transformed, their only goal is to crash the stock market.

P1: "I heard that Jones cought the Bog Virus! All we can do is pray that he will recover from it soon."
P2: "I don't know man, it seems pretty strong. There's no Vaccine and the Doctors are getting infected too!"
P1: "Don't say it like that we got-" *coughing* "Dump ett."

by The Fragment June 16, 2021