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Suicide Baiting

The act of convincing someone that you just committed suicide or are about to commit suicide.
Guy 1: Hey, did you hear? Guy 3's exe tried suicide baiting him
Guy 2: What the fuck?
by 67memes February 8, 2020
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Blatting

Verb: To blat

Travelling in a reckless and eratic manner, often at excessive speeds with little care for your own health or safety, due to extreme levels of eccentricity and genius.

Either by car, bike or foot.
Person 1: "Roger is looking rather flustered"

Person 2: "He jolly well should, he's been blatting around all morning"
by dUMFounded January 12, 2011
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Fate Baiting

Confidently proclaiming something will not happen, in the hope that by declaring it won’t happen, you’ll coerce fate into actually making it happen.
“Listen man, I just know there’s no way I’ll score this weekend but just in case, I'm fate baiting”

or

“I know for sure I won’t pass that exam next week but just in case here's a fate bait”
by travors June 9, 2010
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the blatting

no 'call waiting!!'

in ancient times when one were 'desperate' to get hold of someone, there existed a torture some indicator someone was using the phone, (or had it off the 'hook' to 'duck' your ass!!) called a 'BUSY SIGNAL' (or 'reorder tone")

this busy signal still exists to this day! among all the modern technology that does everything but 'take you off'. it could truly be maddening if one were 'desperate' to get through to someone. ('hungry' teens, emergencies, etc!)

seems pretty antique to me, why not disco music or something? -at least the ABILITY to 'dump' the blatting!!
i guess call waiting is where we're 'railroaded' to now!!
did you get through to wendy yet? fuck no, all i got was the blatting, and her mobile is off!!...-shit, man-fuucck!

needed to 'get off', tried to call my 'infant', but all i got was the blatting!!!
by michael foolsley June 1, 2011
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Zombie Baiting

Forcing oral sex on a corpse and daring it to bite you.
Darren became Danielle last summer after he got cocky zombie baiting.
by Alternative Holes February 20, 2020
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bird bathing

when someone playing battlefield 2, just runs around in a base not killing anyone repeatedly dying
Marc stop bird bathing in the base and do something for our team!!
by tiger_stripe August 28, 2011
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batwings

Used to describe the act of flashing one's balls, but at the same time stretching one's scrotum to resemble the wings of a bat.
Bianca was in shock and awe as Brock gave her the batwings.
by d.money February 10, 2004
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