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Ballsackymcpiddlepants

Ball·sack·y·mc·pid·dle·pants

adjective

1. An aggressive exclamation
2. A way to describe someone, otherwise known as an adjective
Holy ballsackymcpiddlepants!
He's one heck of a ballsackymcpiddlepants.
by horse turds April 19, 2023
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Heavy Ballsackalation

Heavy Ballsackalation is an extremely rare disease passed down by male-to-male contact like hugging (specifically the armpits touching). This is why, for generations, men have grown out their armpit hair to protect themselves from Heavy Ballsackaltion. Symptoms include a heavy ball sack, lopsided balls, purple balls, snowy semen, insomnia, and pimple break-outs.
"I heard John Cock touched pits with another man, he has symptoms of Heavy Ballsackalation!"
by alooffreddydog13092 May 6, 2023
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ballsnacker

One who chews on the hairy ass nasty muffs of a sack that hangs between some dum guy's thighs, that don't know how to shave!
"Hey, Steve, you have a huge damn nose and you're a major ballsnacker! Shave them funbags!"
by jennafunbags November 27, 2007
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Ballsick

Blue balls for the heart. Depression caused by the lingering thoughts of one close to the heart.
Dude, Tom Stop being so ballsick....Shizade.
Bitchs make me ballsick.
Man im totally ballsick over Sarah, look at that chick shes pantstastic.
by Mythmaker April 22, 2008
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Ball Sack Signature

Sometimes when a guy hasn't showered for a while and sits on a toilet he leaves a smudge on the front of the toilet seat. That is his ball sack signature.
I guess I need to shower. I left my ball sack signature on the toilet seat.
by I Am Anon September 24, 2011
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Bellsack

Don't be such a bellsack!!!
by Smallwall August 5, 2016
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ballslack

An elongated ballsack that hangs well below the flacid penis and is even more pronounced when erect.
Did you see Al's ballslack when it was his turn to bang Lori? His nuts were laying on the mattress when he was fuckin'!
by Damocles007 July 4, 2017
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