Awkward Robot

1. a flailing of the arms in an awkward robotic way during awkward situations which can often break awkward silences and make situations more awkward if people are not aware of its meaning.

2. Phrase originating in Upstate New York used to describe a really uncomfortable situation or socially inept person.

"Meara was talking to this guy at the party and he was a total awkward robot and says he is best friends with his mom."

by Torri Adrian February 4, 2006

Awkward

Meeting someone in person, who upon shaking hands, you realized you rejected on an online dating site.

um... well... this is awkward. I totally rejected him on okcupid

by YankeeSkank July 29, 2011

The Finger Award

the middle finger, the bird, flipping off, it's an obscene gesture used in the United States of America and Canada. It means basically "fuck you".

I got gas at a Sunoco station and as I drove around a corner there were stupid soccer moms holding up signs to support a school district levy set up by a bunch of greedy-ass corrupt asshole pukes who never gave the tax levy money to the schools that needed it - (during all the years I was in school we NEVER got any new updated textbooks until my senior year!). The school board is always crying for more dough and when they get it they boost their salaries. I gave those manipulative bastards the Finger Award as I drove on by. There were some propped-up children on the grass holding up some propaganda signs as well - that's child exploitation! That's wrong.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice May 17, 2009

Good Effort Award

Award given to the person who is not really distinguished in any particular area. Synonymous with the "Good Sportsmanship Award," the "Keep up the Good Work Award," and the "Attitude Award." Used as a self esteem booster.

While little Jacquelyn received two first place ribbons in the 100-meter-dash and the swimming race, young Becky donned a "Good Effort" ribbon and a "Best Bubble Blower" ribbon. (NOTE: I, the writer of this definition, actually received a bubble-blowing ribbon. Best in my whole camp.)

by DW June 11, 2004

Awkward Sauce

1. The word describing a situation so awkward that awkward alone does not fully verbalize the awkwardness.

2. A condiment that severely enhances the flavor of typical "awkward"

Danny: "Hey, come check out this music video my dad downloaded last night!"
Sandy: "...That looks more like your parents in the backwards cowgirl position."
Danny: "WHAT THE FUCK!?"
Sandy: "Wow, umm, awkward sauce...."

by ZzZzZzZzZ December 12, 2008

Awkward Llama-tree

Taking the essence of the "Awkward Llama" and the "Awkward Palm Tree" to create a symbol of utmost awkwardness.

The Awkward Llama-tree is formed by taking both hands and creating two "Awkward Llama" poses, and then taking these and following the "Awkward Palm Tree" formula, substituting these llamas for the "limp-wristed hands".

Jackie: "Oh hey, guess what boys!"

Man 1: "You had sex with random men?"

Jackie: "Nope! Guess again!"

Man 2: "You're a whore?"

Jackie: "Haha, true, but not what I was thinking!"

Man 3: "You gained self-respect for yourself, and decided to join a feminist group?"

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*Awkward Llama-tree is performed*

by Sniper076 April 6, 2009

Awkward Hour

The time between 11 and 12, when it's too late to go back to bed and too early to start drinking.

I had a really uncomfortable conversation with your uncle on the dock this morning during awkward hour.

by artandscience February 6, 2009