Definitions by YankeeSkank

Fuck Me Heels 

Stiletto shoes, often very strappy or with cutaways. They are high, attention grabbing, and damn sexy with the caveat of being worn attract attention.

Hey Susie! I'll meet you at the bar tonight. I'm totally ready for some action - I've got on my red fuck me heels!

Fuck Me Heels by YankeeSkank July 29, 2011

Awkward 

Meeting someone in person, who upon shaking hands, you realized you rejected on an online dating site.

um... well... this is awkward. I totally rejected him on okcupid

Awkward by YankeeSkank July 29, 2011