Amateur Bitch

Bitch under the age of 30. Half-assing an attempt to be a bitch. Sloppy attempt to be a bitch....not even a real bitch

It’s hard for anyone to take an amateur bitch seriously.

by TheMizzMullis August 20, 2018

Celebrity Awareness Booster

Person making it aware of what celebrity A is doing even though some may not care. Potential stalker material

HBO Fan 1: "Ralph Garman is talking about Emma Stone again! I'm glad he does this, She is sooo hot! He's my favorite celebrity awareness booster!"

HBO Fan 2: Take a drink!

HBO Fan 3: He's kinda creepy

by DaXTreme SModfan January 24, 2011

Self-Aware

A term to describe a character/AI in a game who is aware that they are not real. Generally there are two outcomes to this: they may be completely normal about it, or they may have an existential crisis. However, there are cases where they "use" this to their advantage, or as a way of scaring the viewer.

A character who reveals themselves to be self-aware is said to be "Breaking the fourth wall."

Bugs Bunny of Looney Tunes fame is a self-aware bunny who usually does at least one aside to the viewers, usually a comment about his opponent or their attributes, or a reference to a famous person at the time. One example of him using this to his advantage is when Gossamer is his opponent. After Gossamer tricks Bugs into thinking he is dead (again), he hoists Bugs in the air by his neck, but Bugs chokes out, "Do you ever get that feeling that you're being watched?" and points at the screen. A terrified Gossammer proceeds to scream, "PEOPLE?! AHHHHH!!!" as he retreats from the screen, blasting through several walls in the process.

by Ubeenbamboozledson August 16, 2021

Socially Aware

When you become socially aware.

I think I'm becoming socially aware.

by Not Carbon April 5, 2022

awake rule

the rule where by which if alot of people are sleeping in one room and you wake up and people are having a conversation you shouldnt be hearing u announce ur awake-ness

sally: and then greg heard everything and told jack, i cant believe him

alison: i cant believe it, what about the awake rule!?

by gerald727272 October 28, 2006

Crude Awakening

Verb: Sexual activity involving feces, similar to the Cleveland Steamer
-Find a victim that has passed out with their shoes on. Be sure to bring plenty of Seran Wrap.

-Form two piles of feces on your victims chest, one over each pectoral area.

-Cross your victims arms over their chest, placing their hands directly over the feces, forming a Bowl.

-Proceed to cover the victim from their waist, and upwards, with Seran Wrap, enveloping their elbows and restraining upper-body movement in general.

-Form a Cone with the Seran Wrap, channeling all airflow from the chest (including fumes emanating from the shit) across the nostrils and directly over the face.

End result will look similar to a cross between a mummy and a dog wearing a cone to stop him from biting himself.

"Homie passed out with his shoes on, yo! I'ma make sure when he gets up tomorrow, he has a Crude Awakening!"

by qyj0L April 12, 2010

Statial Awareness

How 'in-tune' you are to the passing of time.

It's almost time for dinner, what are you thinking?

Dinner? Bitch, it's only 2 P.M., your statial awareness is all fucked up.

by Dracor July 25, 2011