Apache

When a man fastens a strap on dildo on to his arse, and spins in a circle resulting in his sexual partner being cock slapped every 180 degrees.

This can also be done by a woman wearing two strap ons.

Liam: "Yo, I gave Natasha an apache last night."

by Koloktos42 December 8, 2015

apocalypse mentality

When one decides instead of helping humanity during an apocalypse they decide its great time to start killing everyone

Man 1: Hey did you do that test yet?
Man 2: Yeah, turns out i have an apocalypse mentality.
Man 1: Well when the zombies attack remind me to stay away from you...
Man 2: What zombies aren't re--
<THEY SEE ZOMBIES>
Man 2: HAHAHA NOW I GOING TO KILL EVERYONE FOR NO GOOD REASON!!!
Man 1: WHAT?! NO!! NO!! NO!! PLEASE N-- <Gets killed by man 2>

by AVP2000 November 11, 2013

the apache

You are about to go down on a chick who is on the rag. Before you dive in you dip your finger in her snatch use ger blood to draw war paint on your face and then you raise one hand in the air and use your other to make a native war call.

Veronica made me go down on her while she was on the rag. So to get psyched I gave her the apache. She was so turned on.

by Jerbear83 June 11, 2006

apocalyptica

Pieces of euphemeral media and comestibles collected in the belief that the world as-we-know0it will soon end.

'Check it out; tinned beans, bowie knife, and a lifetime subscription to readers digest... i gots all the apocalyptica up in here'

by anun January 28, 2004

Apoco

The greatest BHD player EVER

Apoco sent GenCheesy-AOW- to the morgue

by Riley May 7, 2005

Apachito

The greatest, SEXIEST dominican papi i kno! <333 MUAHHHHHHHHH

I love me some Apachito

by The Purple Walrus January 6, 2005

APOCALYPS3

When an update arrived February 28th, 2010 for the PS3, it caused all first-gen PS3s to be unable to connect to the Playstation Network.

Affected units have their system date set to Dec 31, 1999 (something impossible to do manually, according to PS3 News) or January 1st 2000 and the consoles are only able to play non-protected games.

This, combined with errors like the following: 8001050F - Hardware failure. Cannot update Firmware or connect to Internet

Sony says they'll have my PS3 working by March 2nd! All I have to do is connect to the Playsation Network to get the fixed update. Oh wait...the APOCALYPS3 HAS COME. CATCH 22.

by Harriet Tubman IV March 1, 2010