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Albert <3

the most amazing boy in the world. everything i really need <3
by iluhyew June 13, 2009
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Lesbian-abler

The man, who so disgusts a woman so much that, after dating and dumping him, she gives up on the male gender completely, and jumps the fence.
Dude, Todd was such a dick to Charlotte, that she dumped him and became a lesbian. He was her lesbian-abler.
by jjm0291 January 9, 2010
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albert

a hot sexy dude a little overwight
that kinda fat guy must be a albert because he looks sexy
by 3 guys at a table November 28, 2009
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Albert

A calm/chilling guy that people tend to ask his advice and perspective on how to get ladies.
Does'nt seem to need much help but will still ask for some.
hello im albert will you hold my dick for me so i can pee.
by albetheking January 17, 2009
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Aberdeen, South Dakota

A place in the northeastern corner of South Dakota. It's the third largest city in the state. They recently added a BigK, Super Wal*Mart, and Central High School. The whole place has lots of great things to do such as take a walk to McDonald's, go to Storybook Land, or skinnydip in grungy Wylie Lake in all its splendor. Take in beautiful Aberdeen with an open mind and you will like what you see.
Man, Aberdeen, South Dakota rocks my socks off in the rain!!
by Tasha Westby July 26, 2006
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Alberta

More exciting than Sask and Manitoba put together, the two biggest cities hate eachothers hockey teams. Edmonton has one of the biggest malls in the world (The biggest in North America) Like texas but cold as fuck in the winter (usually about 8 fucking months long) And Green and the perfect temperature for the other 4 months. Majority of the population hates the liberal party and would just love to Quebec and punch some french fuck in the face. Probably has more 50k Plus trucks on the road than anywhere else in the world. I kid you not there are more trucks & Suv's on the road than cars. Everyone has a little redneck in them. Calgary is home to The Stampede where a bunch of city folk dress up and pretend to be cowboys and cowgirls but fail and all the real farmers and cowboys laugh at them. Calgary has more knife killings per year than guns usually. Has a bunch of small towns that think there better than the cities and all the cities think there better than small town, but in all reality there all the same. Calgary has a complete fuck tard for a mayor and the council isn't any better. Some bitch on the counsil spent like 2 million dollars to make a c train station look better. No one gives a fuck about that shit! Everyone hates the C train.
Albertan At the Airport: Hey man Where you from?
Some guy: Ontario!
Albertan: Your a stupid fuck!
by Alberta901 August 6, 2010
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albert lea

a crappy small town in southern minnesota at the cross between major highways I-35 and I-90 home to mostly rednecks and druggies
friend a: where do u live
me: albert lea
friend a: o thats cool
me: ... no its not
by dude man bro January 18, 2008
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