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Iranian alarm clock

A term usually associated with Muslim terrorists who tend to blow themselves up & preceds events.
We were all at the mall when I saw an Iranian alarm clock walk by so we left before it went off.
by Breakfast Imam August 7, 2019
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Tea Alarm

The siren-like alarm which rings 2-3 times per day in the United Kingdom, reminding every person to drop everything and have a cup of tea. In some areas, ignoring a tea alarm is considered an offence and you may be liable to prosecution.
Oh my god, the tea alarm is going off!”

“Quick, put the kettle on!”
by averagedyke242 December 9, 2023
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upchuck alarm

When you burp before you throw up.
Michelle used her upchuck alarm to guide her to the bathroom before she wretched.
by onthefarside14 June 13, 2014
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Potato alarm clock

When you wake up to someone shitting the turd the size of a potato into your mouth
Person sleeping: (snoring with mouth open)
Significant other: (loud grunting)(massive shit falls out into sleeping persons mouth)
Person sleeping: (wakes up and eats potato sized turd)
Significant other: "you're welcome for your potato alarm clock"
Person sleeping: "Thanks baby that was the best one yet!!!"
by LittleSinep November 23, 2021
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Fire alarm dragon

wen two guys get get naked during sprinkles from fire and start flapping around like a fish and jacking off eachothwr so cum become part of sprinkler
man me and jonny really fire alarm dragon ed all over the elderly home
by narutouzumakisstepmom January 3, 2022
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Cumbrian Alarm Clock

Waking a sleeping bed fellow with anal sex.
She was rudely awakened by Chris’s Cumbrian Alarm Clock.
by ChrisOl May 6, 2021
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