by ChrisOl May 6, 2021

When you sleep through your alarms and your friends come over to wake you up by banging on your bedroom window.
by Nathan V. September 26, 2021

Person sleeping: (snoring with mouth open)
Significant other: (loud grunting)(massive shit falls out into sleeping persons mouth)
Person sleeping: (wakes up and eats potato sized turd)
Significant other: "you're welcome for your potato alarm clock"
Person sleeping: "Thanks baby that was the best one yet!!!"
Significant other: (loud grunting)(massive shit falls out into sleeping persons mouth)
Person sleeping: (wakes up and eats potato sized turd)
Significant other: "you're welcome for your potato alarm clock"
Person sleeping: "Thanks baby that was the best one yet!!!"
by LittleSinep November 23, 2021

by Ďëřpďèřp August 26, 2025

wen two guys get get naked during sprinkles from fire and start flapping around like a fish and jacking off eachothwr so cum become part of sprinkler
by narutouzumakisstepmom January 3, 2022

by Dr. Lewd May 3, 2018

If you heard the smoke alarm battery change sound every 10-20 minutes, you might be a smoke alarm american
by 518Blackout July 23, 2024
