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Cumbrian Alarm Clock

Waking a sleeping bed fellow with anal sex.
She was rudely awakened by Chris’s Cumbrian Alarm Clock.
by ChrisOl May 6, 2021
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Ghetto alarm clock

When you sleep through your alarms and your friends come over to wake you up by banging on your bedroom window.
"Austin's phone died last night, but the ghetto alarm clock woke him up."
by Nathan V. September 26, 2021
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Potato alarm clock

When you wake up to someone shitting the turd the size of a potato into your mouth
Person sleeping: (snoring with mouth open)
Significant other: (loud grunting)(massive shit falls out into sleeping persons mouth)
Person sleeping: (wakes up and eats potato sized turd)
Significant other: "you're welcome for your potato alarm clock"
Person sleeping: "Thanks baby that was the best one yet!!!"
by LittleSinep November 23, 2021
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Amish alarm clock

Getting so fucked up that you pass out and your buddies make a farm animal shit on your head.
Dan got so smashed that we had a cow give him an Amish alarm clock.
by Ďëřpďèřp August 26, 2025
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Fire alarm dragon

wen two guys get get naked during sprinkles from fire and start flapping around like a fish and jacking off eachothwr so cum become part of sprinkler
man me and jonny really fire alarm dragon ed all over the elderly home
by narutouzumakisstepmom January 3, 2022
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Alarm Cock

When your partner wakes up to your cock in his / her mouth.
Today’s been great, I woke up to my alarm cock again.
by Dr. Lewd May 3, 2018
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Smoke Alarm American

If you heard the smoke alarm battery change sound every 10-20 minutes, you might be a smoke alarm american
“I was at my friend Jamal’s house, he’s a Smoke Alarm American and it was annoying to sleep”
by 518Blackout July 23, 2024
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