Commit Alabama

What you do if you feel horny towards a member of your own family tree. This could be one's siblings, parents, grandparents, children, or anyone of the same family tree. Often done by the people of Alabama, as seen by the name.

That's it. My sister is so hot I feel like I'm gonna commit Alabama.

by Anonymous-7070 July 9, 2021

alabama birdfeeder

a sex act like the the San Francisco birdfeeder except done with a close relative (sister or cousins for example)

I hope I can get an Alabama birdfeeder at the next family reunion.

by Short order Cock December 13, 2022

alabama backpack

When the smaller mate (regardless of sex (if female use stap-on similar to pegging)) rides on the back on the bigger one (who runs as fast as they can) while fucking them in the ass.

Guy 1: Yo last night my girl gave me the Alabama Backpack
Guy 2: Nice! How far did you run?

Guy 1: All the way to the gas station!

Guy2 : Damn!!

by Jonnysockskin July 27, 2016

Jemison Alabama

A very small redneck town in Alabama. Where there are absolutely no attractions, restaurants (other than McDonald’s), or any type of entertainment. Local teenagers hang out in “The Pig” parking lot, the “Old Town” of Jemison, or at bonfires located in the middle of nowhere. Most fun activities consist underage drinking, vaping, or hookups.

Hey y’all, you wanna go to Jemison Alabama late tonight?

by JHSkid123 December 30, 2020

Alabama butterfinger

It’s where you cover your finger in butter and finger her butt with the butterfinger.

Oh my god he did this move called the Alabama butterfinger last night and I still have butter up my ass.

by Yourcousin696969 April 30, 2019

Alabama Milkshake

Alabama Milkshake:
The process of cumming in one's own mother, then pulling out, adding in ice cream and said mom's out breast milk, and fucking until the mixture is sufficiently stirred. A staple of family gatherings.

Nadia: I heard your mom just turned 50, how was the party?
Nate: Yeah, the party was really fun, we had a big cake, and I gave her an Alabama Milkshake!
Nadia: Nice!

by BoggleDog April 5, 2023

alabama longhorn

Shoving your whole foot up her vagina

Man my pussy is sore from that ALABAMA longhorn

by Fookboiman March 12, 2018