Commit Alabama

What you do if you feel horny towards a member of your own family tree. This could be one's siblings, parents, grandparents, children, or anyone of the same family tree. Often done by the people of Alabama, as seen by the name.

That's it. My sister is so hot I feel like I'm gonna commit Alabama.

by Anonymous-7070 July 9, 2021

Alabama Blumpkin

A sex act in which you are taking a shit on the toilet and you are giving a blowjob to someone who is of direct relation, ie cousin.

My mom walked in while I was giving Brian an Alabama Blumpkin. I wasn't invited to the next Easter.

by mommysmilk April 17, 2021

Alabama Cussclaw

Inserting three fingers from one hand into a woman's pussy and the thumb from the same hand into the anus. When doing this your hand should form a claw, hence the name.

Cussout (creator of the alabama cussclaw):"Get ready, I'm pullin' the Alabama Cussclaw on this pus."
TerrariaExpert22:"Holy Shit!"

by Cussbus April 11, 2016

alabama transfusion

When you give a family member an STD

Did your hear that Jeb gave his hot sister that good old fashion Alabama transfusion last weekend?

by CooperMiles March 28, 2019

alabama backpack

When the smaller mate (regardless of sex (if female use stap-on similar to pegging)) rides on the back on the bigger one (who runs as fast as they can) while fucking them in the ass.

Guy 1: Yo last night my girl gave me the Alabama Backpack
Guy 2: Nice! How far did you run?

Guy 1: All the way to the gas station!

Guy2 : Damn!!

by Jonnysockskin July 27, 2016

Alabama butterfinger

It’s where you cover your finger in butter and finger her butt with the butterfinger.

Oh my god he did this move called the Alabama butterfinger last night and I still have butter up my ass.

by Yourcousin696969 April 30, 2019

Alabama Milkshake

Alabama Milkshake:
The process of cumming in one's own mother, then pulling out, adding in ice cream and said mom's out breast milk, and fucking until the mixture is sufficiently stirred. A staple of family gatherings.

Nadia: I heard your mom just turned 50, how was the party?
Nate: Yeah, the party was really fun, we had a big cake, and I gave her an Alabama Milkshake!
Nadia: Nice!

by BoggleDog April 5, 2023