Alabama express

A joke going too far resulting in a sweaty orgy in the back of an old Suburban.

Last thing I remember we were joking about sausages and then I'm suddenly on the Alabama express

by WeberStir May 4, 2018

Alabama dozen

37 of sumthin

I just got an Alabama dozen of som boof!!

by Onlycrack June 23, 2022

Alabama Orchestra

A prank or sexual move in which a male/female butt chugs helium, and afterwards eats a hearty helping of baked beans. The high - pitched gas emissions from the bunghole are then sprayed into the victims face.

Juan passed out the party, so I took some of the balloons and some of his beans, and BAM! Alabama Orchestra right the the beaner's face!

by EatMyDictionary June 22, 2016

Alabama nosebuster

When you cum in a girls nose and it come out her mouth and she swallows it again

Stacy looks hot I want to do a Alabama nosebuster to get

by Tht white chick March 9, 2017

Jemison Alabama

A very small redneck town in Alabama. Where there are absolutely no attractions, restaurants (other than McDonald’s), or any type of entertainment. Local teenagers hang out in “The Pig” parking lot, the “Old Town” of Jemison, or at bonfires located in the middle of nowhere. Most fun activities consist underage drinking, vaping, or hookups.

Hey y’all, you wanna go to Jemison Alabama late tonight?

by JHSkid123 December 30, 2020

Alabama lockdown

An Alabama lockdown is when people who are related lock themselves in a room and masturbate together

Omg Ronnie and his mom Alabama lockdowned

by Mrchubby sir December 16, 2019

Alabama Smashing

a term that tipically refers to sexual relations between family members in the state of alabama.

"do you know whats going on between nancy and her cousin john", "no, what?", "i think they are alabama smashing"

by lara lynn July 24, 2020