Alabama express

A joke going too far resulting in a sweaty orgy in the back of an old Suburban.

Last thing I remember we were joking about sausages and then I'm suddenly on the Alabama express

by WeberStir May 4, 2018

alabama marathon

When a female plugs her vagina with a large fruit such as a cantelope or watermelon and proceeds to run for 26 miles.

I heard Nala participates in the Alabama marathon every year, i bet fucking her is like throwing a dart down a hallway.

by ElongD69 January 31, 2018

alabama dangler

Is where you and you and people let your balls hang and slap each other's balls with your balls

Aye yo nigga you down to play Alabama dangler?

by Nutfart February 1, 2017

Alabama lockdown

An Alabama lockdown is when people who are related lock themselves in a room and masturbate together

Omg Ronnie and his mom Alabama lockdowned

by Mrchubby sir December 16, 2019

Alabama Lasso

When you are about to cum on a girl, so you grab your dick and twirl it around like a lasso as you cum on her. It’s very messy.

“Ah hey man I gave your mom an Alabama Lasso last night” “ FUCK YOU BRO”

by McLovin81707 January 12, 2020

Alabama Surfing

The action of riding your cousin in a bathtub or water bed .

My cousin Stacey wanted to go surfing but, i was horny, so we went Alabama surfing

by Yeetdadyy February 14, 2020

Alabama Snuff

When you remove your chew from the right side of the mouth, spit it in someone’s butthole, pull it out and put it in the left side of your mouth.

Nathan did an Alabama snuff to freshen up his chew.

by Padronis66 May 15, 2020