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Ages ago🙌

A common phrase based off of one of Charlie laRoches old instagram posts that has now been archived. The description consisted of the now well known phrase 'ages ago🙌'
1: when was that?
2: ages ago🙌
by Ages ago🙌 June 13, 2021
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name amnesia

Not being able to remember a name after being told multiple times.
John had the worst name amnesia last night. He asked for Ashley's name at least 5 times and could not remember it.
by word_connoisseur February 21, 2009
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Walmart Amnesia

The temporary loss of memory as soon as you enter a walmart store and forget everything there was on the shopping list (even when you had meticulously made a neat mental list). Recovery occurs slowly starting exactly when you pulled out of parking all the way until you reached your home.
Irritated Wife: Did you bring all that I'd asked for?
unhappy-with-himself Husband: No, I suffered a Walmart Amnesia.
Irritated Wife: You lazy scumbag!
by -[MDA]- June 28, 2010
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agnostic

Agnosticism, contrary to popular definitions, is not a belief. on the belief system you have theism and atheism. Agnosticism is in the knowledge system with gnosticism. Now you can combine these two. Agnosticism means without knowledge, and gnosticism is with knowledge. So you can be an agnostic atheist, an agnostic theist, a gnostic atheist, and a gnostic theist. You can't be just a plain old agnostic.
"I'm an agnostic"
"Agnostic what? agnostic christian, agnostic atheist, agnostic muslim, or what? Please tell."
by thegreatagnosticdefiner June 1, 2009
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Dark Ages

What the world is about to enter into, a second time. Hopefully I am wrong.
Trump won't be enough. Thanks to Obama, the Western world is going into another Dark Ages. I can feel it
by Charmouche February 20, 2017
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Agnostic-Satanist

A Agnostic-Satanist is a person that is Agnostic(not really caring enough to go into religion or not really knowing what to believe) and a Satanist( someone who worships or praises/likes Satan/the devil/any forms of the devil more then god/jesus/any form of a god and follows and goes against the 11 Satanic rules of the earth, 9 satanic sins, and 9 satanic statements) at the same time, however they only somewhat believe in any form of god, the devil, Angels, demons, etc, but cannot prove their existence and show hard solid proof that they exist/existed, and doesn't care enough to find a way to prove it, doesn't feel the need to prove it, doesn't have the time to prove it, etc.
I am a Agnostic-Satanist, I support people who are Agnostic-Satanists, I support Agnostic-Satanism.
by K4!10V3SC10WN5 September 7, 2022
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Middle Ages

Probably one of the most misunderstood times in history. While it is true that there were many things wrong with the middle ages, such as people getting sick more often or wrongful execution of innocents, they didn't happen nearly as often as mainstream culture would like to portray it. (That is to say, EVERY TIME).

Also poor people weren't starving or depressed. English peasants would eat SALMON every day, because guess what? They lived near rivers! (DUH) And the children played every day in the fields or in said rivers and would also help their parents work the fields and around the house. Also, nobody gave a fuck about social media, everything you needed to know, you learned from your neighbors.
*Medieval market bustle*

Richard: God bless you, Henry! Have you prepared the beer for the party tonight? It's finally the end of spring and we finally have enough berries and leftover chickens to celebrate the summer solstice with a good meal!
Henry: Yes I have, richard. I do believe I have a solid barrel* of good ale for our celebration. Will your wife prepare her famous cranberry tarts?
Richard: Yes she will indeed. Maybe we can bring the children this year too?
Henry: Well they are fourteen. I think they are old enough to party with us.**
Richard: Marvelous. I will see you tonight, good friend!
Henry: Likewise!

*Everyone dances, sings, eats and drinks that night, men, women and children alike and everyone is happy*

*31 gallons
**That's being PG-friendly. Kids would drink ale as young as 5 in Medieval England

The Middle Ages were actually a vibrant age. A simpler time.
by mancyclopediac January 17, 2019
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