African Belt Buckle

When you pull your balls out of your zipper, tuck them under your belt and let them hang over the front of your belt buckle.

Marcus broke out the African belt buckle for the girls at the movie theater.

by B242 July 19, 2009

African Rodeo

A sport in Africa in which a man grabs hold of an elephant´s penis and attempts to hold on for as long as possible while the penis and elephant flail around.

Man, did you hear about the guy who got killed at that African Rodeo last night?

by A Roxxor October 21, 2009

African Crockpot

A sexual maneuver in which the male purchases a 12 piece bucket of chicken from a local KFC restaurant of any variety; original, extra crispy, etc., cuts a hole in the bottom of said bucket and places his penis into the opening. Gravy is then poured into the bucket thus creating a "crockpot". The male then selects a female to feed upon the chicken as an offering of gratitude for the act to follow. The female then fellates the male. As she is performing the fellatio, the male feeds upon the remaining chicken in the bucket.

Yo, Pete! I heard Josh gave her the African Crockpot!

by Eff Tea Bee Oh January 31, 2009

African American

First Man. Soil of earth, breath of God, African American. Men who earned their Freedom, yet their Souls know.

African American first breath from God.

by Déjà vu -ImAlreadyThere August 23, 2011

Aerial! 69

1. an awesome band from baytown.

2. when you 69 in a non-gravity area

1. man Aerial! 69 was awesome!!

2. dude i did the 69 while we went to that indoor skydiving place

by Aerial! 69 July 5, 2009

African Child

(n) An "African Child" is an action by a respected person/group that made them lost credibility because said action was either politically motivated or preachy and not within that person/group's normal behaviour. Politicians and Journalists, for example, cannot do an African Child because political motivation is within their normal behaviour. African Childs are common among musicians, but not among Actors/Actresses. An African Child is akin to "selling out" or "finding religion" as downfalls of artists or celebrities.

American Idiot sucked, man, but it wasn't an African Child until they did a fucking musical.

by Geoff Odens June 16, 2010

Africa

A place where constant genocide, slavery, raping, and primitive human behavior can be seen on a daily basis. In short a cluster fuck of a continent. Tribal battles, fighting over natural resources and overall lack of cooperation ensure this place will stay the way it is for centuries to come. Africa has a history of being taken advantage of by both corporations, foreigners, and even its own people. Somewhat like the Middle East. Africa is also a money pit for anyone trying to help out because the money gets stolen, poorly distributed, or embezzled by the very officials that are supposed to be helping their countries. The only good thing to come from Africa is my fiancés engagement ring.

5000 years from now....

Guy 1: Did you hear? Africa is preparing a rocket launch for its brand new space program.

Guy 2: Too bad the rest of humanity lives on Mars now, talk about behind the times.

by AfricaIsHell September 19, 2009