Absolutely pulverised

When you are run over by a 400 ton truck

My mate got absolutely pulverised yesterday

by She’s a baddie bro 10/10 February 22, 2023

absolute gronk

Someone who is absolutely a gronk

Norman was an absolute gronk for hoarding all the idlis

by YaboyPK123 July 7, 2023

Absolute Monarchy

An endangered governing system.

All power on the king.

Easy to be abdicated.

The King's term ends when he dies or abdicated.

The King's children are his successors.

Used to dominate most of the world's government.

Saudi Arabia is an example of absolute monarchy.

by Hectare Acres July 14, 2023

absolute melon

An absolute melon is the person who can only say the most useless answers that contribute nothing the the conversation. They are always looking for attention and have IQ's lower than 4.

A: Says some dumb bullshit

B: You absolute melon

by waitwhatdoiputinhereagain August 18, 2023

Absolutaputamente

This is the Spanish equivalent for "absofuckinglutely". It adds the word "puta" between "absoluta" and the suffix "mente".

¿Estás de acuerdo? ¡ABSOLUTAPUTAMENTE!

Pues absolutaputamente lo tenemos que hacer.

No estoy listo para nada. Absolutaputamente.

by LingDanc803 August 19, 2023

absoulutely

100% with regard to a living being's spirit.

You can talk morality to a con-man till you're blue in da face, but it will make absoulutely no difference to him "deep down" --- once an ay-hole, always --- well, you get da idea.

by QuacksO August 20, 2023

Absolutely Nana

To peel somebody’s clothes off like a banana

Get on the bed so I can absolutely nana you

by The regger September 3, 2023