Absolutaputamente

This is the Spanish equivalent for "absofuckinglutely". It adds the word "puta" between "absoluta" and the suffix "mente".

¿Estás de acuerdo? ¡ABSOLUTAPUTAMENTE!

Pues absolutaputamente lo tenemos que hacer.

No estoy listo para nada. Absolutaputamente.

by LingDanc803 August 19, 2023

Absolutely Nana

To peel somebody’s clothes off like a banana

Get on the bed so I can absolutely nana you

by The regger September 3, 2023

absolute dogwater

tell this to some random dude who literally sucks at aiming

you're absolute dogwater bro

by Skoonify October 1, 2023

Absolute true non-agony

The opposite of absolute true agony: when you take the AM GAMER drugs and the Coca-Cola is Espuma. COCA-COLA ESPUMA

Coca-Cola Espuma absolute true non-agony

by Gbungper October 1, 2023

Absolute unit

Someone who would make a great asset to a team because they are an awesome part by themselves. Like a space marine who has legendary qualities on their own but also work in a squad of other space marines. Also think about the movie Predator, that alien was from a planet of other predators that hunt together in the comics and was up against Arnie who was part of a commando squad out in the jungle but they went one to one which just goes to show what absolute units they are.

That guys an absolute unit, I want him on my team

by Jackiechanny October 2, 2023

Absolutist

Individuals who extremely believe freedoms are absolute. For example, threatening, harassment, slander, and etc. are just all forms of free speech.

James: You can’t just yell bomb on a plane.

Stan: It’s my freedom of speech, and I’m just exercising my 1st Amendment Rights!

James: Dude you’re acting like an absolutist!

by Plebbicus November 27, 2023

Absolutely Perfect

Hasan

Hasan is the most absolutely perfect person to ever exist

by Cokenbaltorcher January 6, 2024