12 am rule

Anything said between 12:00am-1am is not to be taken literally if furthering the conversation will result in self incrimination.

Girl: “Omg did you hear how john called me a slut?”
Guy: “Yeah I heard, but he’s good because of the 12 am rule ya slut”

by joebidenismyuncle May 3, 2020

3 AM Videos

A way for youtubers to make fools of themselves while doing terrible editing of a "scary" thing.

Youtuber: "An imposter broke into my house at 3AM, and I turned into an imposter!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Everyone else: "Everyone knows these 3 AM Videos are so fake, but youtubers make fools of themselves so it's funny."
Youtuber: "NOOOOOO!!! I SWEAR THIS IS REAL!!!!, AN ACTUAL IMPOSTER BROKE IN TO MY HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

by FlukyMeteor2828 March 13, 2021

I am a spoon

When you run out of the dank insults and don't have anything more creative. Maybe somebody collects spoons in your family? Brilliant! Go sit in a drawer like the low-life piece of cheap metal you are.

I am a spoon! (Internal crying)

by Spoonnotaspork October 20, 2016

i am retarded

You are implying that yourself has an intellect with problems

*Jake Paul looking in the mirror*: I am retarded

by Tw4 February 23, 2018

i am a idiot

Ok then. I now

I am a idiot
Yes you are

by Firewarior03 August 16, 2017

I AM ERROR

Its actually due to poor translation that his name is ERROR, his real name is actually Errol which makes a little more sense but the piss-poor translations of the NES days turned that last L into an R, thus the enigmatic ERROR...

What the fuck does I AM ERROR mean?

by Dr. Awesome September 15, 2006

i am sad

me too

Jared: i am sad
Carl: ok

by fricking tree boy April 29, 2019