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Grease Shingle

The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole.
"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."

"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle

"Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle."

"Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle."
by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016
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Grease Pit

A commonly local food place where the menu consists mostly of fried or greasy food.
Ugh, this place is such a grease pit, I can almost hear my heart pounding.
by Koolkmanguy November 21, 2016
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grease sponge

Self explanatory nickname for McDonald's rectangular breakfast hashbrown-like substance.
Synthetic egg, pseudo-cheese and Canadian Bacan't on almost bread isn't quite the same without a side of grease sponge.
by Fred Sampson February 17, 2022
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swamp grease

When your woman is horny and ready
Hey man she is full of swamp grease and ready for my penis to pump her up
by Wsjr6023 April 27, 2017
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Grease Ball

"Grease Ball" or more commonly used now "Nadsludge" is a slimy substance that occurs on male genitalia after performing either anal or vaginal intercourse on a female. The Ball "grease" worsens as male hygiene declines.
Tyler Kamin never showered and only fucked hoes. Thats why he got the Grease Ball!
by Fortnite assslayer November 24, 2017
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Greasing the swine

An ancient method of masturbation in which the jerker lathers his cock in bacon grease and shit, and continues to slam his slop until ejaculation.
My mom caught me greasing the swine the othe day, how embarrassing!
by Daily Jew December 3, 2018
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meat greased

When a man cums on a girl’s pussy lips.
Are you going to grease Jenna’s meat tonight?

Yeah I was with Paul last night and got my meat greased.
by Clickman January 31, 2020
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