An individual with all of the same exact traits of a sigma male, except they are very silly in nature; even when they are serious, they don't fail to be a goober.
by Mr.Real69 April 19, 2023

A goober gap is the space between someones goggles and helmet. Usually ending up with a odd lookin windburn
by Grumpygrumz January 19, 2019

An abnormal ass mf that is just not that guy, you’re not funny and get zero poon, or dong, probably should change that.
by SupremeOtter September 27, 2023

by YRGkami January 21, 2021

by passionate arson September 25, 2021

Stop having a gooberism.
by The real goober April 16, 2023
