Father Cuntmas

A Dad who did not educate his son on the bodily functions of the female population, and in doing so receives hate crimes of diarrhea aimed at his pussy.

Guy: You're disgusting.
Girl: Girls pee and shit and burp just like boys do!
Guy: You're fucked.
Girl: I'm gunna diarrhea in your father's cunt.
Girl 2: Father Cuntmas!

by bport July 12, 2010

Father Fleming

The priest of the catholic church based in the small town Flemington. He and his brother, Father Stewart, have been an example to all the people in this small town. These

Jason: Hey did you hear about Father Fleming?
Nick: Yeah he's a cunt

by Chaser 123 March 11, 2010

willing father

Your local Priest. ;-)

St. Serena of the Albatross's Priest was always a willing father for the children at catechism every Wednesday.

by MsMissa August 25, 2004

you are the father

People who have no job and sit around all day watching daytime 'reality' talk shows such as Maury Povich, etc.

You know Steve?

Yeah, why?

Oh he finally got a job.

Why was he 'You are the father'?

Yeah like all day long bro..

by 1948ers December 27, 2011

The God Father

They are the fathers of the flight. da vinchi is the grandfather. he did not put hs name on his invention so it was okay for the wright brothers to take it, it was also good thing they did b/c now we have planes that FLY, all because of the fathers of flight. their manes are Orville, and Wilbur (oink, oink)really everyone coppied off or them like northwest airlines, spirit and fly jamiaca etc. They are the fathers or flight.
GO WRIGHT BROS!

As you can see the flight worked in 1899 FINALLY! GO GOD FATHERS
piggy and popcorn

by Chadwick!! November 16, 2004

father geoghan

Properly killed in prison.

Father Gay, GONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by death penalty for child molesters September 9, 2004

Father Jon McGruder

Father McGruder, a.k.a. "The Kung Fu Priest", is a character in Peter Jackson's "Dead Alive/Braindead". He always calls for divine intervention and kicks ass for the Lord.

Father McGruder: "This calls for divine intervention!"

Father McGruder: "I KICK ASS FOR THE LORD!"

Guy #1: "What is the name of the Kung Fu Priest in that one movie with Peter Jackson, zombie babies, and the Lawnmower scene?"

Guy#2: "Father Jon McGruder, he kicks ass for the Lord."

by thatoneguyfromdowntheway July 25, 2011