International Give Your Mans A Blow Job Day. If you are a girl you need to give your man a blow job. Otherwise, you will have to listen to Lilliam Pumpernickel for the rest of your life.
Joe Mama: Nigga what day is it?
Joe Mama's girl: November 1st (October 32nd) let me just get undressed first!
Joe Mama's girl: November 1st (October 32nd) let me just get undressed first!
by David Oyster October 23, 2019
National Girlfriend Day takes place on August 1st and is about women’s bond and friendship with eachother! Celebrate this day by talking to your girlfriend and show you love them! This can be celebrated by friendships and relationships!
Person 1: Hey It’s August 1st - National Girlfriend Day! Wanted to say I love ya and our friendship!
Person 2: Me too! Thanks for talking to me! Happy Girlfriend’s Day!
Person 2: Me too! Thanks for talking to me! Happy Girlfriend’s Day!
by speakingthemind August 03, 2021
One of the smallest, yet fastest growing and one of the wealthiest counties in the state of Texas. Home to wealthiest Chads and Fuckbois in the state, with plenty of Stacys to go around between the two. A lake almost as big as the line to our Chick-Fil-A, and shitty ass mega church combined. The infrastructure is about as stable as a paraplegic diabetic, and the traffic is more congested than your stepdad after his third pack of Marlboro reds. The politics of Rockwall tend to be a dead split between autistic shit-fit throwing bernie bros and adult diaper wearing cuckservatives, which somehow manifests within the Parasitic Twins that are Rockwall Heath High School (shit), and Rockwall High School (shittier).
Rockwall - Codex Petram 2nd Edition
Rockwall - Codex Petram 2nd Edition
According to the researchers that created Rockwall - Codex Petram 1st Edition,
Savior of Mankind, Alex Jones, grew up in Rockwall in the 80's and 90's.
Savior of Mankind, Alex Jones, grew up in Rockwall in the 80's and 90's.
by CockwallTexasfuckingsucks February 12, 2018
The pinnacle of n00bishness, usually found in people who blame video games for violence. Or it could be Dark Souls, and just rage quit every time, and then burn your console on a spike.
by Random Gamer 1321 July 29, 2014
The 2 days were created so anyone in the world was allowed to ask for nudes or sexual pics whenever they want aswell, it works both ways.
“Hey guess what day it is, it’s the 31st-1st national horny day, you know what that means… whip out your penis/tits”
by ErrorCreed April 30, 2022
the friendship between these two dates will last for ever as they are soulmates. they will meet at a young age and will grow old together they are the for each other through everything and even when they fall out, there arguments will never break the friendship. they will make new friends throughout there lives but will never let them make them lose each other. most of the time they are the two pretty best friends. they will make so many memories together and will have so much fun times.
by livs best friend January 13, 2021
1st degree: a planned out breakup. in other words, one of participants in the relationship planned out in advance to break up with his/her bf/gf.
2nd degree: a breakup following a heated fight. usually the day after, or right during the fight.
3rd degree: when the friends of the bf/gf says something to irritate the bf/gf and break the relationship off. even though the bf/gf did not intentionally break up with the bf, it is still considered a 3rd degree break up.
2nd degree: a breakup following a heated fight. usually the day after, or right during the fight.
3rd degree: when the friends of the bf/gf says something to irritate the bf/gf and break the relationship off. even though the bf/gf did not intentionally break up with the bf, it is still considered a 3rd degree break up.
1st, 2nd, 3rd degree break up...
1st degree: Alex: "yo dude when are you going to break up with chelsea?" Steve: "probably next week, after i have some time to think about what im going to say"
2nd degree: Abby: "if you werent so jealous about all my guy-friends then maybe we wouldnt fight so much." Kevin: "well maybe we dont need to fight anymore because we're over."
3rd degree: Matt: "Yo rachel last night vinny was trashed! he was messed up!" Rachel(to vinny): "if you're going to hang out with your immature friends and get wasted every night of the week then i dont know if i can do this anymore..."
Vinny: "but i wasnt..?"
1st degree: Alex: "yo dude when are you going to break up with chelsea?" Steve: "probably next week, after i have some time to think about what im going to say"
2nd degree: Abby: "if you werent so jealous about all my guy-friends then maybe we wouldnt fight so much." Kevin: "well maybe we dont need to fight anymore because we're over."
3rd degree: Matt: "Yo rachel last night vinny was trashed! he was messed up!" Rachel(to vinny): "if you're going to hang out with your immature friends and get wasted every night of the week then i dont know if i can do this anymore..."
Vinny: "but i wasnt..?"
by daSnowman1183@yahoo.com February 06, 2010