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Fap Bunker

Designated location where "the deed" is performed most often: bedroom, bathroom, public library, etc.
With a heavy door, loud doorknob, squeaky floorboards leading up to said door, computer that is blocked by an adjoining wall, surround sound headphones with sound isolating technology, and enough spare tissues to mop the floors after a Justin Bieber concert, my Fap Bunker is one that should not be underestimated.
by Craaazy1 January 13, 2014
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fap a fatty

Fap a fatty (v.): the act of "packing a fatty" whilst on thou toilet and choking the chicken untill you nut
Bro last night when I came home I was so tired but the night was still young and I had to fap a fatty to stay awake
by Fappy Fatty December 14, 2017
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Fap Party

When you and a couple of friends get together to watch porn and fap to it. It is only gay if you look at each other, if not then it's perfectly not gay.
1: Y'all wanna have a Fap Party?
2: Ain't that gay?
1: Only if we look at each other.
2: Cool, cool.
by SoliquidForLife December 14, 2019
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Fap Blocker

Someone who frequently prevents their friends from having a nice fap.
Nico- “Hey Lula, how’s it going?”
Lula- “Well it would be going great if Hanne wasn’t such a fap blocker.”
by ratatouillelover101 December 26, 2021
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Titty Fapping

The act of pumping ones breasts after birthing a bastard
Sarah is titty fapping in the mothering room at work.

Crystal needs to start titty fapping or those Warlocks are going to explode
by HotDeuceUniversity August 5, 2016
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soggy fap

It is when you're sad at 3 in the morning and you feel very moist in your crotch region and you beat off to your ex girl friends instagram pics. also referred to as a William Confere.
Come on Will! Not another soggy fap
by Smatus November 24, 2017
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fap cheese

Person: Oh man I put on the wrong sock this morning and got covered in fap cheese!
by Penelopchz January 28, 2017
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