"The thief was deterred when he smelled the stench of my shit lock."
"Don't take that! It's been shit locked!"
"I forgot my bike lock, but luckely I never leave home without my shit lock."
"Some people hide their keys... I just put shit on things. That is a shit lock."
"Don't take that! It's been shit locked!"
"I forgot my bike lock, but luckely I never leave home without my shit lock."
"Some people hide their keys... I just put shit on things. That is a shit lock."
by Circus Freak January 9, 2010
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Get the lip lock alarm clock mug.The soul lock happens when two individuals mutually masturbate one another. If they both ejaculate at the exact cosmic microsecond then their souls unfurl from their bodies and intertwine. Obviously, this is extremely difficult to do.
A few caveats:
-The soul lock works best M-M or F-F but is not limited to that arrangement.
-It should be noted that upon achieving the soul lock both participants die because life is essentially meaningless after the spiritual, infinite joy of soul locking.
-The last recorded soul lock happened during the Han Dynasty in 100 B.C. China.
A few caveats:
-The soul lock works best M-M or F-F but is not limited to that arrangement.
-It should be noted that upon achieving the soul lock both participants die because life is essentially meaningless after the spiritual, infinite joy of soul locking.
-The last recorded soul lock happened during the Han Dynasty in 100 B.C. China.
Caitlin: "John, I think I soul locked last night with Danny!"
John: "No you didn't, you idiot. If you soul locked, you'd be dead."
Caitlin: "Oh."
John: "No you didn't, you idiot. If you soul locked, you'd be dead."
Caitlin: "Oh."
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Basically when the alcohol finishes just as people started enjoying it.
Basically when the alcohol finishes just as people started enjoying it.
Friend 1: Shit the alcohol is done and Garry will only be back from the shops in an hour.
Friend 2: Oh no, we are going to go through air lock for a whole hour!
Friend 2: Oh no, we are going to go through air lock for a whole hour!
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Get the On the Lock mug.The primary cause of snoring in men.
When a man lies on his back to sleep, his balls drop over his arsehole, blocking the main south vent and causing vapour lock. The resultant build-up of burps, farts, heavy exhalation fractions, digestive fumes, beer gas, and weed smoke, then has to be vented to atmosphere by alternative means, which requires his gut gremlins to re-route the gases being expelled back through the primary inhalation channel.
Fortunately this is possible because the exhaust gases, being warmer than the incoming air, rise to the upper half of the esophaegus, and the two vapour streams are able to pass each other going opposite directions in the same pipe.
The actual sound of snoring is comprised of millions of tiny gas molecule voices shouting at each other on the way past. The incoming ones are shouting "Oo, poo, you stink," or variations thereof, and the outgoing ones are calling back "fuck you Pinky, you don't know shit and you're gonna get fisted."
Snoring can be avoided completely by the judicious use of a suitable testicle rest which keeps the butthole uncovered and open. Naturally however this means that a man employing such a device tends to fart more in his sleep.
Women don't like us snoring, but they whinge and moan about the alternative as well. This is because they are essentially moaning bitches with penis envy and were born unhappy, but we still love them.
When a man lies on his back to sleep, his balls drop over his arsehole, blocking the main south vent and causing vapour lock. The resultant build-up of burps, farts, heavy exhalation fractions, digestive fumes, beer gas, and weed smoke, then has to be vented to atmosphere by alternative means, which requires his gut gremlins to re-route the gases being expelled back through the primary inhalation channel.
Fortunately this is possible because the exhaust gases, being warmer than the incoming air, rise to the upper half of the esophaegus, and the two vapour streams are able to pass each other going opposite directions in the same pipe.
The actual sound of snoring is comprised of millions of tiny gas molecule voices shouting at each other on the way past. The incoming ones are shouting "Oo, poo, you stink," or variations thereof, and the outgoing ones are calling back "fuck you Pinky, you don't know shit and you're gonna get fisted."
Snoring can be avoided completely by the judicious use of a suitable testicle rest which keeps the butthole uncovered and open. Naturally however this means that a man employing such a device tends to fart more in his sleep.
Women don't like us snoring, but they whinge and moan about the alternative as well. This is because they are essentially moaning bitches with penis envy and were born unhappy, but we still love them.
First woman: "My man is such a pig, whenever he lies on his back to sleep he snores like a walrus chewing a mouthful of wasps."
2nd woman: "He's got vapour lock, silly. I bet he has really big balls."
1st: (blushes) "well, yes, and he can fart like a Trojan too, but only when he's standing up."
2nd: "I wish I had a penis."
1st: "Me too."
(they both sigh)
2nd woman: "He's got vapour lock, silly. I bet he has really big balls."
1st: (blushes) "well, yes, and he can fart like a Trojan too, but only when he's standing up."
2nd: "I wish I had a penis."
1st: "Me too."
(they both sigh)
by Flash the Squirrel March 25, 2013
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