Trump Tower

When you are banging a sex worker, but then also unexpectedly her lawyer is fucking you in the ass.

Dirk: Bro, oh no! Did you hear about Gil? He paid the stripper to have sex with him at the bachelor party last weekend, but then surprise! Her lawyer appeared like outta nowhere and started destroying his asshole from behind. It was complete devastation.

Steven: Oh shit, he got Trump Towered? Awful, do you know what his recovery will be like?

by ItsMeJB June 05, 2024

Trump Tower

When you shit so much it accumulates in a tower form then, when separating from your anus, it falls and slaps your nut sack before collapsing in the water.

I shat so much this morning i Trump Towered my balls.

by Michoui Padeviande July 30, 2022

Trump odds

One in a million odds.

Hey, do you think I can dunk this from 50 yards?
-Ummmmm, I'd give you Trump odds on that.

by BBKingette February 21, 2017

trump's militia

President Trump's order to form our militias.

A Trump's Militia is the only thing that will free us from the tyranny of only wealthy people being represented in the government.

by Turbin Mike October 06, 2020

Trump curse

Being admired by those you despise and being despised by those you admire.

Milo is such a troll that he will lose all this friends. This guy will end up with the Trump curse.

by cordeironuno April 10, 2024

Trumped out

ANYTHING, ANYTHING!, With excessive gold trim on it.

" Man that dudes car had so much gold trim, it was all TRUMPED OUT!"

by Bob Osso July 16, 2017

Trumped

When you taze yourself in the balls to the death trying to grab the Tip.

Cletus went to D.C. and got Trumped.

by DionysianArts January 09, 2021