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man necking

Term created on a shoping journey to Tescos in a Mazda between 3 men, one sepetmeber evening.

Describes hetro man who is into men, in a non-gay way.
Kris is into man necking.
by opener September 7, 2006
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Soup Man

person in a bukakke video that supplies the jism for the girl. A professional ejaculator.
Dan picked up extra money in college by shooting his wad into a bowl as a soup man for a bukakke video.
by eric November 28, 2003
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blame the man

Similar to shit happens, it is when something usually happens that is against one's will, they tend to blame the man. Could be anything from not winning the lottery, getting fired from work, or your girl/boyfriend breaking up with you since the man seems to always be the one causing everything.
Matt: Aww it's going to rain on the day I'm supposed to go to the water park. This sucks! Why did you only plan it for one day?

Steve: Blame the man. Not me.
by prof. frink July 14, 2006
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Mattel man

1. A male person who seems like a strong assertive man on the outside, but closer inspection reveals that he is, in fact, metaphorically dickless and balless, like a male Barbie doll, which is anatomically incorrect; 2. A gutless, spineless man

plural: Mattel men

Not to be confused with a man being called a KEN DOLL, which is synonymous with PRETTY BOY or MIMBO
I thought David had balls, but when I got to know him I realized he was a Mattel man.
by uberJOY July 1, 2004
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Rich Man

Is a person known to have a lots of money
by Wintercrazy October 12, 2018
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1ups-man

1ups-man; (pl. 1ups-men) A person who consistently tries to cut someone, or a a group of people down by 1uping an achievement or thing they have done, whilst speaking in a conversation.

Generally frowned upon by society, 1ups-men will not recognise they are a loser until someone informs them.

Even then, they will persistently deny the fact they have lied or that they sound like a douche, until they are blue in the face.

See also (Compulsive Liars & Sames-men)
Eg. 1:

Normal Person: Man, I'm proud of myself, I ran the 100 meters yesterday in 17 seconds. I beat my old record!!

Wranga or other undesirable 1ups-man: Pfft, You think thats good, I ran it in 6!

Normal Person: Fuck off.

Eg. 2:

Normal Person: Man, I got yell at by my mother last night pretty bad.

Wranga or other undesirable 1ups-man: Yeh well, Last night my mother beat me for 3 hours straight and kicked me onto the street where I've lived for the past 4 weeks.

Normal Person: Then why are you in a freshly ironed school uniform? And why do you have a cooked lunch with "See you after 3, Honey" written on it, in your mothers handwriting?

Wranga or Undesirable 1ups-man: Uhh, Duhh, Ummm, *comes to a crushing realisation he/she has a mental health issue linked to a morbid self sense of inadequacy in the eyes of his/her peers, runs to the school toilets and sticks a fork in the electrical socket*
by Amarius March 11, 2010
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Pee Man

a guy who gets completely wasted, passes out on the couch with his shoes on, and wakes up in the morning without realizing that he peed himself. UNTIL someone else sits on the couch and realizes its wet. They lift up the cushion and find the biggest wet spot known to man.
BRIAN passed out on the couch and when found the pee the next morning, they yelled, "BRIAN!!!!! YOU ARE SUCH A PEE MAN!!!!!" GROSS!
by Oshkosh Party March 30, 2008
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