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baby spray

Cynthia reported that two chugs of baby spray emitted from Sebastian's soup-shooter, but she ducked the tag and it splashed a Pez Head bystander instead.
by Songg Righta March 14, 2004
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Baby Precious

Noun
Someone (usually a male) who takes forever to get ready for anything and usually has no idea he's being a pain in the ass.
Mr. X: "Let's go! What are we waiting for?"
Mr. Y: "Baby Precious is still getting ready. Hey Baby Precious! You almost done?"
Baby Precious (while adjusting his shirt in a mirror): "Hold on a sec!"
by LekSickOn April 4, 2009
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Baby Girl

An insult commonly used on a close friend when they are trying to squirrel out on doing something fun, but potentially dangerous.
When a friend wont get drunk with you on a Tuesday night because they work the next day,

When a friend wont leave work and quit his job to drive you to the movies to see the new Disney animated feature,

When a friend wont come over to play video games because his mom said he goes out too much,

When a friend says "Sorry guys" and uses his girlfriends name as an excuse to get out of seeing you,

Your friends are BABY GIRLs
by RubiusHaggard April 7, 2009
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Baby Mama

A movie about single businesswoman who wants to have a baby, but is infertile.
Gangsta Son) Yo Momma! Can I see that movie called Baby Mama?

Momma) That movie is a piece a shit! Go fuck yoself, Son!
by Guy1234512345 May 1, 2008
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porn baby

when a man jerks off to porn into a piece of clothing and a woman wears it before it is washed thus the semen (or man juice) seeps into the womans vagina (or puge) getting her pregnant and makes a porn baby.
Guy 1-"How did she get pregnant?"
Guy 2-"Yea you never had sex."
Guy 3-"It was a porn baby"
by rampageplaya98 April 5, 2008
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Pudding Baby

Seal and Heidi Klum have a pudding baby.
by Super Trooper Chickenfucker January 14, 2011
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Baby birding

When you cum in a girls mouth, she doesn't swallow then she passes your cum back to you while making out.
Baby birding. Last night my girl baby birded me, I need to eat more pineapple.
by The baby bird September 17, 2016
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