douche

A teacher at Moscow High School

Justice: "Hey, can you help me out?"
Mr. Clevenger: "Fuck off! I'm busy and I'm an adult who wears big boy pants! Respect my authority!!
Justice: "You don't have to be a douche about it.."

by T-cell22 May 11, 2016

Douche bag

People who act like they know everything

Man all these people are douche bags

by Dingleberry May 19, 2016

Douche-tooth

Anyone who wears a Bluetooth ear piece, and/or drives like a fun

Is by default snobby, usually wearing a suit or a flat bill hat.

"That dude just cut me off."
"Yeah, look at him, he is on the phone because he's " douche-tooth.

by Kevly😉 May 20, 2016

Douche Waffle

The most nauseating of the douche population; a total loser, totally lame, commonly seen within a 20 mile radius of your local Waffle House.

That douche waffle made me so sick, or was it the Awful House meal I ate earlier?

by @therealDonaldTrump June 4, 2016

Douche cream

The gunk that comes out after a girl douches

I ate that douche cream with a spoon after she douched last night

by Jeffythefry June 20, 2016

Douche Waffle

1. A Belgian waffle topped with a drizzle of the remaining contents of a douche bag.

2. That cheese dick mother fucker whom cuts you off in traffic, honks horn, drives too slow, or just plain looks like a assjacker. (i.e. Harris of kades)

Mmmm. A douche waffle sure would hit the spot right at this very moment...said nobody ever. Or, people who shoot 14 year old kids are douche waffles.

by ScottiePG.C July 13, 2016

Douchebag

Someone who has surpassed the levels of dick and asshole. But still have yet to reach the levels of bitch, asswipe, or

Amari: He just called me pudgy.

Shyandra: What a dick.
Jada: No. He's probably the biggest douchebag I've ever met.

by OMG_2PHONY July 20, 2016