Daddy issues

The trauma from have an absent/negligent or abusive father from childhood

Every bastard got daddy issues. Single moms can’t fill that male model role for their sons nor daughters

by JusforGiggles May 12, 2023

Ur grand-daddy a fatty

Combined effects of; ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, and ur granny tranny. Final verdict; when decreed or messaged on Xbox live, God instantly implodes and Armageddon rains down apon Earth.

Matt: “Ur mom gay”
Chang: “ no u”
Matt: “ur dad lesbian”
Chang: *sheds a tear
Matt: “ur granny tranny”
Chang: “I didn’t want to do this, but you leave me with no choice”
Chang: *Angelic chanting* “Ur grand-daddy a fatty”
* God explodes, demonic screeching ensues, meteors rain down*
Matt: “But I’m Bhuddist”
*Bhudda explodes, casing the moon to gravitate towards Earth*

by NobleBCCCXII May 11, 2018

Daddy Warren

In reference to the ultimate demon-slaying daddy himself, Ed Warren.

Omg I love Daddy Warren, I want him to fuck me with his demon dick

by daddywarrenlover23 September 12, 2021

Daddy

Raif Butler

Omg Raif. Is my daddy

by Big daddy Nathan November 4, 2020

lawn daddy

The best kind of daddy. He takes all the lawns and hoes in town. The lawn daddy is what all the ladies want. He knows how to trim the hedges. And is always good looking.

"I want me a lawn daddy. He knows how take trim my bush just right."
"Damn! He looks so fine."

by DiddydogYrink April 14, 2017

popper daddy

During sex, the male authoritative figure, responsible for opening and positioning the bottle of animal nitrate so that it can be inhaled by the person being fucked.

Yo yo. Your dick hurts so bad popper daddy let me have some of those so that my sphincter muscle will relax.

by EcstaticGiraffe March 24, 2024

Daddy is seeing other people

Daddy is a slang term used to denote hamstrings or other large muscle groups used in running and the term "seeing other people" denotes not firing properly but delivering the bad news in the form of a euphemism.

Damn, I came out of the gates a little bit too quick the other day during the half and well...daddy is seeing other people.

by TL39 May 6, 2024