GARY, THERE’S A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST! IT’S GONNA EXPLODE IN THREE SECONDS UNLESS YOU GET A BATH!

When you want your pet named Gary to get a bath, so you strap a bomb to your chest in an attempt to scare him in to doing it.

Robert:“GARY, THERE’S A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST! IT’S GONNA EXPLODE IN THREE SECONDS UNLESS YOU GET A BATH!”

Gary:”Meow”

(Robert explodes)

by Intruderalertredspyisinthebase August 20, 2024

The Tebow Bomb

Preforming a Tebow bomb is done by dropping a shot of everclear into a glass of holy water. A proper Tebow bomb is done by dropping to one knee and transitioning from drinking the bomb to the classic Tebow pose.

Buy those Catholic girls The Tebow Bomb and then maybe they can do the Tebow pose, on your dick.

by The God of the Sea January 11, 2012

Corkatonic bomb

A corkatonic bomb is when you put a cork in chuck norrises(or anyones but mostly chuck norris) vacuum cleaner and put a fuse and or fireworks and wait until he needs to clean his house.

Johnny put a corkatonic bomb in my house and when my mom started BOOM!

by DaRealLolRus January 4, 2010

Carpet Bomb

When a woman has long, puffy, messy pubic hairs and someone liquid shits on it.

My girlfriend was upset last night because I didnt ask before I carpet bombed on her.

by AirSupportIsClosingIn January 14, 2020

Carpet Bombing

the act of a group utilizing all available stalls in a public restroom to simultaneously drop atomic bombs

Hey me and the bois are Carpet Bombing Walmart today.

by Fatman and Little Boy September 9, 2019

Cherry Bomb

Shitting into your hand in the shower, then proceeding to throw the shit into the toilet from the shower, producing a large splash.

I cherry bombed my grandmas toilet last night.

by noodle_aka_soggyramen March 21, 2022

Cyber Bomb

A cyber bomb is a phrase, mainly meaning the database leak of a website, or a rogue hacker finding a vulnerability in a certain website and literally banning/doing anything in their power to ruin whatever they're ruining.

Bro my website just got cyber bombed by some dude who found a vulnerability in my code

lol I just cyber bombed a website by finding a vulnerability on their shit

by bruhthebruhman99 August 21, 2021