Heart eyes

The way Regina and Robin look at each other

"Aw, look at them with their doey heart eyes. "

by Iaintgetnosleep November 28, 2019

Ruby Red Eye

A penis with a lot of spots on the tip

Tina stay away from him he knows Ruby Red Eye

by P-Tec November 25, 2018

mumbai eye

When your eye becomes swollen shut due to contact with fecal water in Mumbai, India.

Christa: Gross! What’s wrong with your eye?!

Chris: It’s called Mumbai Eye. I got it trying to retrieve my cellphone from a Mumbai toilet.

by MEricSimpson July 6, 2018

Earache My Eye

KoRn’s best cover song

Originally preformed by Cheech, Chong, and Alice Bowie. This song is the secret track on “Follow The Leader”

Ben: dude did you hear the secret track on Follow The Leader?

Jack: yea Earache my eye

by Yours truly the band now in 3D September 14, 2023

Man-Eyes

A gender specific medical condition impairing the vision only of the male population, making locating everyday objects next to impossible. Or more simply, it makes the male blind to the bleed'n obvious.

"Man-eyes" is believed to be a genetic variation of "Astigmatism (uh-STIG-muh-tiz-um) which is an imperfection in the curvature of the eye that causes blurred distance and near vision."

"Man-Eyes" is related to other Male-Only afflictions such as "Man-Flu" and "Man-Poo".

Husband: "Honey, I can't find the milk. Do we have any left"

Wife: "It's in the fridge, do you have Man-Eyes?"

Husband: "Are you sure? I can't see it"

Wife: "There! Right in front of your eyes"

by U_Guru April 18, 2025

Puss eye

When you are at the bar and see a fugly man but still think he's cute

Wow I must have puss eye right now

by jar of pebbles September 19, 2024

Winchester eye

The act of improper holding of a rifle when fired the scope punches you in the eye.

To stop from happening place the stock or "butt" of the gun into you shoulder so when it recoils you shoulder will take the force of the shot fired instead of the scope hitting you in the eye.

Hey man! You better put the butt of gun in your shoulder of your dumb ass will end up with Winchester eye.

by Mrfreeze3308 August 9, 2016