Eat yogurt with a spoon

A sentence that means that a bully will hit you in the guts

Hey Joey would you rather eat my shorts or eat yogurt with a spoon?

by Aloisinho February 18, 2026

Wheat straw spoon

The act of forcefully inserting anything painfully narrow into the urethra, or getting dicked in a way that feels like your piss hole is being industrially sanded. Often mentioned in the same breath as regret, tears, and internal screaming.

“Bro, she went full wheat straw spoon on me… I think my urethra is still drafting a breakup text.”

by LackOfHats February 24, 2026

Fight a spooky ghost

Used to describe when someone masturbates and ejaculates all over the place. The term comes from Randy Marsh from South Park when he used that term as an excuse to why there was cum all over the place after jacking off to internet porn.

Peter Dutton just lost his seat and the federal election in a landslide. I'm off to fight a spooky ghost with Ali France.

by Rian Gigs II May 3, 2025

Choo-choo spoon

When a man dates a woman considerably younger than himself and must resort to playing infantile food games to get his dick in her mouth.

"Put down your phone Crystal... Here comes the choo-choo spoon!"

by Charlie Chox in a box October 27, 2025

Medium weight white PP spoon

An act where two Caucasians males who collectively weigh less than 300 lb, lay together while one positions his penis through the legs of the other who tucks his penis between his legs.

It was really cold the other night when we went camping so my buddy and I performed a medium weight white pp spoon

by HonestTruthTalker October 29, 2025

Gunky Pudd’n Spoon

Spooning with your partner after a heated argument and letting your sweet heat teach them a lesson with a nice shart as they gingerly dose off.

Fucking Greg came home drunk last night and spooned up next to me in bed. I gave him the Gunky Pudd’n Spoon the moment his dong tried to weasel between my cheeks.

by Splendid Curse December 20, 2025

Gag a maggot with a spoon.

It means well.

Girl 1: "Did you break up with your boyfriend?"

Girl 2: "No, he said he was sorry for forgetting my birthday."

Girl 1: "Gag a maggot with a spoon."

by Kayaluki!!! October 24, 2009