The mike job

Having sex with a beautiful woman but wishing you were having out with guys instead

"Oh my God did he nail that bridesmaid yesterday. "

"No he gave her the mike job instead"

by anonymous December 16, 2021

Spool Job

An intense tumble and roll move designed for ultimate fighters and sexual wrestlers. It garuantees total domination.

His perfectly timed spool job wore me down and had me pinned in our first round!

by ThunderCurt November 21, 2020

Nosh job

Going down on a woman

I preformed an amazing nosh job on my lady.

by Jessiejameswhite February 10, 2021

Political shame job

When a group from a political party do things to someone that are so wrong you would look at politics in a whole new light. The mass grave of people they cloned to cover it up kinda light…then you’d puke

That girl got a political shame job not even Monica Lewinsky could touch but definitely helped plan and that shame job is probably the only one that passed the lie detector test. Poor thing, I don’t think she’s even considered a person anymore. How she not a heroin addict yet? Email her and ask…

by Helltagged October 14, 2022

Flinky job

The act of inserting a open bottle of vodka into a women's vagina, Then fucking it without a condom

That girl experienced a flinky job last night

by Habarlament June 21, 2019

try and come for my job

Probably one of the most iconic lines said by Taylor Alison Swift. ("I Can Do It With A Broken Heart" at 3:32)

Person:"'Cause I'm miserable, and nobody even knows."
Therapist that's also a hardcore swiftie:"TRY AND COME FOR MY JOB.😝😜😘"

by TheSmallestManWhoEverLived May 9, 2024

YouTube job

Any occupation where you have so much free time that you can safely watch YouTube without fear of repercussions.

I just started this new maintenance gig and it's already turning into a YouTube job.

by Invictus912 October 12, 2018