diabetes water

Any sugary beverage, such as regular soft drinks or fruit juice.

All she drinks is gallons upon gallons of diabetes water every day! She's gonna be immobile in months!

by ekolis January 14, 2021

Water Weasel

When a man, postmortem, usually as a result of heart failure, has fluid built up (edema) in the genitals that makes arterial embalming difficult.

Look at the water weasel on this guy. The hospital must have been pumpin' his ass full of fluids.

by Morty_the_Mortician September 16, 2020

Water balloon

Tying up the opening of your foreskin and then masturbating while keeping it tied over a long period of time until it's full of semen and then giving a girl the biggest facial she's ever received.

Friend: "How'd it go with you and Michelle last night?"
You: "Went great, I've been saving a water balloon all month for her."

by DaddyCheesePuff December 16, 2021

Dooty Water

When a black girl and/or an extremely ugly white girl with pimples walks by and a guy says to his other guy acquaintance that she is "Dooty Water".

*Black Girl walks by*

Guy 1: Nigga she is some DOOTY WATER!

Guy 2: Ahahhaah bruh you are right!!!

by Zythar December 31, 2010

serena waters

A Serena Waters is one of the most intelligent, sporty, attractive, average-sized, female you will ever meet. If you ever hear of someone meeting a Serena Waters, they sure have been blessed by baby Jesus himself xx

eg.

"I met a Serena Waters! She was so gorgeous. And smart!! Brains AND beauty!!!"

by richgal123 August 22, 2017

Ass Water

When you have sex with someone, juice pours out of ass making "ass water".
Also used by 9 year olds on fortnite who think they're cool

"Wow, I cummed so hard Ass Water came out"
"UR ASS WATER LMAO STFU IRRELEVANT ASS LMAO BAD FUCK YOURSELF LOSER XD BAD KYS"

by calder mc walder (hentai mf) February 22, 2022

All shit, no water

All shit, no water can describe a bad situation with unfavorable conditions. This includes a complex interplay of various circumstances, potential negative outcomes, and emotional distress, often characterized by uncertainty, risk, and a perceived lack of control. It can manifest in various forms, ranging from personal crises and interpersonal conflicts to broader societal challenges and global emergencies, each demanding careful assessment, strategic decision-making, and resilience to navigate effectively.

Ah, all shit, no water! I forgot my history homework, the teacher gonna kill me!

by yellowunocard August 14, 2025