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Carpet Bombing

The run to the toilet while shitting yourself after a hot curry the previous evening.
Oh no I'm about to do some carpet Bombing!
by Owen smithers June 24, 2019
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Defusing The Bomb

Welp... That didn't work, did it? I would say that you tried your best but... You really didn't... At all. Like... Instead of actually figuring out how to disarm the bomb or taking my word on it... You cried and kissed your pants and then when you went to cut all of the wires at the same time I TOLD YOU "Nonono! Don't cut all wires!" YOUR RESPONSE was "ThE tHiNg YoU sAiD bUt AbOuT yOu!!!! MUH KIDS! MUH KEEEEEEEDS!!! AAAAH! AAAAH!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!" And then you cut all of the wires any (while drenched in your own piss and tears) and it went off. I mean, I guess you should have cut the grey wire... Er... Wait, no! Medium grey! You have to cut the MEDIUM GREY wire- Or... Hmmm... 🤔 Was it the light medium grey wire? I'm not color blind )by the way) I just only use grey wire but shit... Which fucking wire was the ground!? Oh! That's it! It was the dark-medium light grey wire! That! That one... Was PROBABLY it... Yeaaaah...
Hym "So, how is you responding to 'Whether or not they know it they are manufacturing a mental illness by (both) stalking and harassing me in a manner that mirrors the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia and it's going to result in misdiagnosis, suicide, and/or I'm going to murder your kids" with doing the mental illness manufacturing in public in front of millions of people deliberately and for revenge because you don't want to have to admit I was right and ameliorate or even address my grievance and then your kids seeing your do that TO ME and thinking that it's a fine thing for them to do and then THEY DO IT to one of their classmates (just as arbitrarily) who then murders them all... Is 'defusing the bomb,' Dr. K? Really. Jordan? Dr. Jordan Peterson? What do you think? Does that sound like 'defusing the bomb' to you? And now we all need to pretend you didn't just blow up a bunch of kids, attempt to manufacture a mental illness it public and then cry like a bitch when you got exposed, and that you didn't do it deliberately for revenge for me saying that I could commit heinous acts if I wanted to in literally any direction I choose in response to this and I wouldn't even have to justify it. All so that, I would learn a lesson about... What again? What was the lesson I'm supposed to be learning? 'Don't feel bad about your kids getting raped and murdered because parents feel entitled to my servitude?' Is that it? Because... I learned it! You did it!"
by Hym Iam February 20, 2025
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Fletcher Bomb

A tea bagging where you roll the hips at the last second to get your brown bullseye right in there.
"My wife's making me do yoga."
"Really?"
"Yeah. With the extra flexibility I'm going to drop a Fletcher bomb tonight. "
by Militanthumours June 18, 2018
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Book Bomb

An author who signs copies of their book at random whilst traveling across the globe.
That Chris Brogan just book bombed another Borders.
by Giannii April 12, 2010
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Glitter Bomb

When you tie your significant other up to the bed. Then you put primer on their face, the proceed to ride them. When you getting ready to cum pour glitter in you hand and then blow it in their face while your cumming.
Ayo Jungkookie why did jimin have glitter all over his face this morning

Ah Tae Hyung when I was riding him I hit him with a Glitter Bomb
by Kwoala May 3, 2017
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Indian Flavor Bomb

After a night out eating indian food your stomach starts to churn. You then ejaculate into your own shit then form said shit into a ball and throws into the face of another man.
Hey Ole Jim is passed out on the couch over there. You should hit him with the "Indian Flavor Bomb"
by StickyManCake May 29, 2025
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Aura bombing

When there is too much aura in the room it’s like love hombing but aura bombing
I just Nagasakid you with my aura bombing
by Rygrom ze July 8, 2025
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