brexit tackle 

(In football) When one goes in for a tackle deliberately to shit on their opponent. Typically done to take an opposing player out of the match. Done by any means, even if the player committing the brexit tackle must receive a red card.

“The match was tied with 7 minutes remaining, so we had out least valuable player brexit tackle their striker into his fucking grave. It was biblical mate.

brexit tackle by ClinicalEagle69 April 21, 2022

tangaroni and cheese 

The act of eating macaroni and cheese out of a girl's tang.

My buddy Randy told me he ate tangaroni and cheese last night out of Dolly.

tangaroni and cheese by Skin n Walsh April 6, 2017

Tamarin 

People that are named Tamarin are loyal to all and they have the biggest heart even when she doesn't show that (they are very good at concealing their feelings), she pays most of her attention to her loved ones especially her boyfriend and will do anything to make him happy. Sometimes people that are dating a Tamarin don't understand her at first because she can socialize with other people very well but she never means to do harm. They are fun-loving people and can admit that she is bad at something when she can do it outstandingly but tries to be modest and doesn't Bragg. She can be the most wonderful thing in the world but when someone makes her angry or be mean to a loved one she will most likely destroy the person, but that doesn't happen most often because of her concealed feelings but may get annoyed at small things. she loves to mess around but loves to make people smile and in which is what she is looking for most days and when one is feeling bad she will be there to comfort them.

Tamarin: "are you okay"
Boy: "no not really"
Tamarin: "well can I do anything for you or do you just want some time to yourself?"

Tamarin by Garth Mitchell March 27, 2020

Taylor Shit 

The most overdramatic poopstar on the planet Earth.
She’s also skinny, shaky, drunk, and begging for boyfriends so she can make a “hit song” when she sounds like she’s mentally ill.
Yet she gets too much praise for her lazy ass poosic when she’s always about to cry like a baby and pussy.

You: Taylor Shit is so ugly I don’t get how she became so popular.
Me: No shit Sherlock.
You: Well she makes poosic.
Me: Well what else did you ask me.

Taylor Shit by gregben February 28, 2022

don't tardus

Do not condescend and treat us as if we are not smart enough to understand you.

Hey don't tardus, we know what a hybrid car is!

don't tardus by I, Wreckerrr October 30, 2020

An Irish Tale 

There was only one bar...
A MILE LONG!
They didn't serve pints...
ONLY BUCKETS!
There was only one barmaid...
FOR EVERY MAN!
The guards came...
A BEAN GARDA!
She was wearing glasses...
AND NOTHING ELSE!
She took me to jail..

IT WAS FULL OF HOOKERS!
They cost a fiver...
I HAD A TENNER!
There was a plant...
A HASH PLANT!

It had no leaves...
I SMOKED THEM ALL!

AND that's the end...
TILL NEXT WEEK!

An Irish Tale...a true virtue of a Friday night in Ireland.

An Irish Tale by Wreckroller August 30, 2017

Main Tank Difference

When you absolutely out-Reinhardt the enemy, Main Tank Difference.

Gig: *drops shield*
Super: *hits a huge shatter* MAIN TANK DIFFERENCE

Main Tank Difference by taafi April 26, 2020